"I just woke up, I decided to sleep in the office because I worked late into the morning."
"You can't just walk about here in a bathrobe and your underwear..."
"I have a PhD, pants should be optional for me."
"Wha-I have a PhD too! I'm your research collaborating partner!"
"Then try pantslessness too, it'll be significantly comfier, now lemme get my coffee and I'll show you what the multilinear regression results are for the first experimental group..."