Being a werewolf comes with a number of side effects. There are obvious ones, like increased appetite, the ability to eat raw meat without consequence, and incredible strength. There are also odd/annoying ones, like fleas and the inescapable urge to scratch your own face with your foot.
One side effect they don’t mention in most stories is that female animals will be extremely attracted to you, especially canines. Just ask dear Fiona here… as soon as she’s done costing Mike’s face in lipstick.
Michael: “Ya know, maybe this ain’t so bad after all. Besides the fur, it’s just like getting smooched by a human girl. Speaking of which, how’s about another one Fi~?”
