WARNING: PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE! Any buttstuff that you’ve seen illustrated is pure fantasy. Pornos never show all the preparation needed to simply just have anal sex. So treat your ass with some respect, or else you will end up hurting yourself and making a mess. Use common sense, don’t put anything in your ass that you can’t easily get out, be hygienic, use a condom, know your limits, etc. Also, using large enemas multiple times a day or daily for extended periods of time can lead to digestive issues or even water poisoning.
Preparation The primary factor in how easy it will be to clean your butt is diet, especially fasting. Fasting 24 to 36 hours prior to a session is highly recommended. Generally, eating healthier and lighter prior to buttstuff will also cut down on prep time a lot. Think soup and salads, not McDonald’s. Psyllium husk is a supplement you can try if you are still having difficulty.
If at all possible, avoid enema bulbs and shower hoses. Enema bulbs are objectively bad, hard to clean, hard to get all the water out, and prone to shooting air into your butt. Shower hoses are more popular, but they have some significant downsides. Most shower hoses have tips not designed with penetration in mind, and you can only guess how much water you are putting inside yourself. Not to mention all the hassle and added complexity of trying to get the water pressure just right, and of course lack of portability and the need for a shower.
I very much recommend you find an enema syringe. In fact, go to Amazon right now and buy a 500ml enema syringe once you are done reading this. They are the best tool for the job, and trust me, I have tried them all. They are cheap, dead simple to clean and use, and are least likely to spill. You can be very precise and consistent with how much water you use, and control the flow to your liking. Enema syringes are not only portable, they can also be used anywhere and in whatever position you find most comfortable. Let me save you the trouble of trial and error, your search is over, get an enema syringe.
An enema should be about 500ml to clean your rectum and lower colon leading into it. If you are using a particularly large toy, add 50ml for every inch above 8in.
Yes, that's a lot of water, and it can be uncomfortable, especially if you have not fasted and thus have a lot to clean. But I find that using any less water than that will result in a supreme headache. I used to have a small 200ml syringe. I found that I had to use the enema up to twelve times before what came out was clear. That meant refilling the syringe, applying lube, inserting, using, expelling, wiping, and flushing twelve times for just one session. If you have enough time and toilet paper for that mess, be my guest. The only exception is when you have been fasting, in which case you could probably get away with less. There is also talk that you only need to clean your rectum for light anal play, but personally this isn’t 100% reliable.
Some people will go all out with massive enemas with the intention of cleaning their entire colon. This is so they will be free to engage in spontaneous buttstuff for 24-48 hours or make very deep insertions. However, this is outside of the scope of my guide, and is impractical for anyone other than the most seasoned anal veterans. It is vastly time consuming and wholly unnecessary for beginners. This is without even getting into the horror show in store for anyone who ends up rushing the process, which tends to have the unfortunate side effect of leaving dirty water inside your colon. You don't want to be surprised by something like that.
How to use an enema 1. Try to take a normal poop. 2. Fill your syringe with room temperature water. 3. Lube your butt and the tip of the enema, gently insert the enema, and begin slowly filling yourself up. 4. Once you finish the previous step, expel as much of the enema as you can. 5. Repeat steps 2 through 4 until the enema water all comes out clear and odorless. 6. Wait about 30 minutes or until you feel the need to use the bathroom again 7. You should now be able to expel whatever settled in your rectum during the previous step. If this comes out smelly or brown, repeat steps 2 through 6. If it’s clear and odorless, you’re ready! If you cannot expel any more water after waiting, you may either proceed with caution or repeat these steps again. These steps will keep you clean for about 8 hours, but everyone’s body is different so be warned!
You may experience some discomfort as the water begins clearing any blockages, but this only lasts a few seconds. If you are having trouble expelling the entire enema, changing positions can help. I find that squatting more forward and raising my legs to help when on the toilet. As silly as it sounds, you can actually agitate any stuck water by jumping up and down or shaking side to side.
Also note: your butt creates its own natural lubricant to assist in making bowel movements. On its own, it looks like spit and is slimy. When you clean your butt, not only do you flush out the poop, but also your butt’s natural lubricant. Your butt will eventually replenish itself with anal juice over time, so don’t be alarmed if what comes out of your butt during step 6 looks clean and smells okay but clearly isn’t just water. Your butt’s lubricant is perfectly sanitary as long as your butt is already clean.
Getting started A word on lubricant-—the expression “there is no such thing as too much lube” gets passed around a lot, but I personally think it’s bullshit. Using too much lube makes your butt too slippery to feel anything, but also means excess lube being left in your colon afterwards. This can make for some very awkward lube farts even into the next day.
Find a good water based lubricant and only apply enough to keep the fun going. Water based lube is good on everything, and will eventually dissolve inside your butt if left inside, so it’s 100% safe to use and even consume orally. Food safe oils like coconut oil can be used as well, with the benefit of not being able to evaporate despite being so thin. However, it is very hard to wash off, can stain cloth, and is very slippery when used in the shower.
You want to go into this feeling relaxed. If your body is all tensed up, anything you put inside your butt will feel very uncomfortable, no matter how much lube you use. So be sure to take it slow at first to reduce discomfort. Start with a well lubed finger, and gradually work your way up. Use your fingers to stretch and feel around your insides. Once you can comfortably insert three fingers in all the way, you should be ready for an average sized penis or toy.
Other tips: * The biggest piece of advice I have for enjoying buttstuff is to make sure you are in the mood for it! Your brain is your most sensitive sex organ, so keep that in mind as you go further. The more aroused you are during anal, the easier it will be to enjoy yourself. The more horny you are, the less likely you will be to panic during any discomfort or tense up during penetration. So it definitely helps to not cum for a few days before any session. Edging just before the act is also a great way to feel extra pent up and horny. There are, of course, many ways to maintain arousal during buttstuff. For couples, you know the score: foreplay, dirty talk, roleplaying, drugs and whatever freaky stuff gets you two in the mood. For solo sessions, porn is an obvious choice. Fantasizing is great as well, especially when you splurge on a toy in the shape of that one specific creature you always wanted inside of you. Also consider just enjoying the act in and of itself! A good mirror to look at your butt during the action or maybe just all those lewd thoughts that swirl through your head while doing something as naughty as touching your butt. * There are many different sensations you can experiment with during buttstuff. Be sure to try new things so you can find what feels the best for you. Fucking yourself with a dildo is good for experiencing that particular sensation of penetration. Others like the feeling of being full, or having something jiggling around inside their butt. In that case, plugs and anal beads can be fun. Others like the feeling of being stretched, and focus on toys with a wide width or using just their fingers. Prostate massagers and vibrators can be good as well. Have fun exploring, enjoy figuring out your own preferences. * The first several times you do buttstuff, it may feel a bit weird. It may seem closer to the feeling of needing to take a poop than something actually pleasurable. You may even feel like you need to pee. This is completely natural. However, the more often you use your butt, the more your brain will associate the feelings of anal stimulation with arousal. If your mind is still having trouble, practice “pooping” out your toy, watching it happen, smelling it and seeing how clean it is. This will help your brain understand that you can feel similar sensations to using the bathroom without actually doing so. * Some people only enjoy anal if they play with their genitals as well, and that’s perfectly fine! Buttstuff greatly enhances the overall pleasure of masturbation, and this is the easiest way to reach orgasm with a partner or when just starting off.
Anal orgasms To many people, having an anal orgasm comes naturally from regular play. For others, it seems out of reach. You do not need to be able to have an anal orgasm to fully enjoy buttstuff, and most people simply rely on masturbating to cum during buttsex.
However, there are certain things you may want to keep in mind if an anal orgasm is something you really want to experience. The most important tips have already been covered in the earlier sections, but here is a list of specific tips if you want to train yourself for an anal orgasm: * The higher your arousal, the easier it is to orgasm. This tip is pretty self explanatory. If you have ever heard of someone jizzing in their pants or having a wet dream, you don’t need me to tell you that higher arousal is the most important factor in whether or not you will cum. * Do not focus on building towards an orgasm. Everyone reacts differently to buttstuff, and there is no guarantee you can even experience an anal orgasm. Worse, focusing on that elusive goal will just distract you and cause frustration. Stay relaxed, keep experimenting, and learn to enjoy yourself! * Practice as much as you can. Again, do not force yourself and read the previous tips. But the more often you give your butt attention, the more overall success and pleasure you will get from each session, and any future sessions after that. * Focus your attention on your butt. Many people find that prioritizing their butt and forgetting their other erogenous zones is what helps them achieve orgasm. This can be done through intentionally ignoring your genitals, using clothes to cover them up, or getting a chastity device. * Try to stimulate your prostate (for guys). Most people know about the mythical prostate orgasm. For guys, the prostate is located just behind your groin and somewhere between your penis and anus. It feels like a small lump of tightness about a finger’s length inside your butt, on the side closest to your groin. Focusing on this area is important to having an anal orgasm to lots of guys, so try it out.
Through much experimentation, I have compiled my own comprehensive guide to buttstuff. Includes tips and guides on prep, getting started, enjoying your journey, and even working towards anal orgasms. Please enjoy responsibly.