Pull My Finger
Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: I'm not ready yet.
.....
Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: Still not ready.
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Lost: Okay I'm ready. Ahem...
A candle isn't meant to burn from both ends.
It works better when used as meant.
Don't burn a candle from both sides.
Unless its right.
Or you might,
Put out your light.
Don't do it unless,
Its something that works,
Like this next verse...
I sing from my mouth,
Laaaa.
I sing from my rear,
Fart.
Now I'm singing out of both ends!
Utilizing sounds I make,
any way I can.
Now please light a candle,
On one end!