My Half-Elf Rogue/Monk from a few D&D campaigns. Part of a Sort-a Trade (2/2). Would have been fun to do the Whole thing, but ah well.
Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick, chonky, double-wide badonkadonk? My goddamn jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG...FAT...FUCKING ASS? Well what about it?
