High School Pokémon
(Author's note: The Pokémon in this story are anthropomorphic)
Ash's Pokémon arrived at a high school. Pikachu left the group a note.
Note: Hey, guys. I've been feeling like some of you haven't really been smart lately, so long story short, I've sent you all to this school, hoping it'll help you all become smarter. Have fun! Your friend, Pikachu.
The group was standing outside the school.
Talonflame: Remind me again why we're doing this.
Krookodile: Pikachu wanted us to come to this school and become smart.
Totodile: Doesn't Ash have a say in this?
Swellow: He's busy with his journey.
Bayleef: I'm sure it won't be that bad.
Suddenly, the school bell rings.
Buizel: Well, time to go to school.
Goodra: Some of us are going to be the teachers and staff, so the rest of you are on your own.
Snorlax: See you guys inside.
(Some of the Pokémon walked inside the school)
Boldore: Anyone else feel like we're in a high school movie, show or anime?
Torkoal: I was just wonder that, Boldore.
Hawlucha and Noviern were looking at the school.
Hawlucha: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Noivern: You and the rest of us, Hawlucha.
(The rest of the Pokémon started walking inside the school)
Class #1: English. Teacher: Charizard.
Charizard was sitting at a desk.
Charizard: Welcome to English.
Sitting at the desks are Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Unfezant, Bayleef, Scraggy, Palpitoad and Krookodile.
Bayleef: This should be interesting.
Charizard was reading Shakespeare. Bayleef and Bulbasaur were doing the same thing. Meanwhile, Squirtle was sleeping at his desk with his book over his face. Charizard narrows his eyes as he sees Squirtle snoring. He then slams his tail on the ground.
Charizard: Wake up, Squirtle!
(Squirtle yelps and falls out of his chair)
Squirtle: What's going on here?
(Squirtle stands up, looking around like crazy)
Charizard: Anyone who disrupts the class is subject to disciplinary action.
(Squirtle narrows his eyes and puts on his sunglasses)
Squirtle: Do I look like I care?
Suddenly, Charizard smacks Squirtle with his tail and he went flying out the window.
Charizard: Idiot.
Charizard continues his class when Scraggy was hit in the back of the head by a spitball.
Krookodile: Pow!
Palpitoad: Good shot.
Scraggy: Hey, stop that!
Krookodile and Palpitoad smiled and Charizard growls.
Charizard: HEY! SHUT UP!
Scraggy wanted to say something, but chose not to. Suddenly, he was hit by more spitballs by Palpitoad and Krookodile. Bayleef looks at Scraggy sadly as Squirtle walks back inside.
Bayleef: Poor Scraggy. Hey, Squirtle. Can you help?
Suddenly, Squirtle joins Palpitoad and Krookodile in throwing spitballs. Bayleef narrows her eyes.
Bayleef: Not exactly what I meant...
Bayleef then smacks Squirtle with her vines and he went flying out another window.
Class #2: Science. Teacher: Goodra.
Goodra was teaching the class how to make a volcano.
Goodra: Okay, class. Now, all you have to do is add the baking soda.
The volcano erupts, surprising the class. Unfezant and Quilava were working on a volcano. Unfezant pours the baking powder into the volcano and it erupts. Quilava was excited.
Quilava: That was great!
Unfezant: Indeed.
Torkoal was nervous as he walked towards his own volcano and puts a little bit of baking soda into it. Suddenly, the volcano started shaking and Torkoal jumped up in fear.
Torkoal: INCOMING!
(Torkoal runs to the door and jumps for it, breaking it down)
The volcano rumbles until it lets out a puff of smoke. Torkoal peeks behind the doorway.
Torkoal: Is it over?
Meanwhile, Noivern looks at the baking soda and the volcano. He then picks up the box of baking soda and puts in on top of the volcano. He then gives it a thumbs-up.
Noivern: Noice.
Glalie was sleeping at its desk when Gliscor sneaks towards Glalie and sprinkles a little baking powder into its mouth, giggling quietly. Meanwhile, Pignite was setting his volcano on his desk and was about to pour some of the baking soda into the volcano. He noticed some on the table.
Pignite: Huh? I don't remember dropping any baking soda on the table.
Pignite leans over and some of it went up his nose. Eyes widening in horror, Pignite ran to find the nurses' office, passing Gible who was working on his own volcano.
Gible: It's not working. Maybe I need more baking soda.
Minutes later, there was a lot of empty boxes of baking soda. Gible had just finished putting more in the volcano.
Gible: That should be enough baking soda. Can't wait to see what will happen to the volcano.
Suddenly, there was an explosion and Gible went flying out of the building before hitting the ground hard.
Gible: My fin...
Class #3: History. Teacher: Leavanny.
Leavanny was talking about the history of yarn. He explained how it was invented. Little did he know, the others were getting bored of the history lesson. But then, when Leavanny turned around, the class left, leaving fake copies of themselves.
Leavanny: Aw, what the fart?
Before long, it was time for recess.
(The bell rings, meaning it was time for recess)
Before long, all the Pokémon were by the lockers, talking about their day or discussing what to do on their free time.
Snorlax: Time for a well deserved break.
(Snorlax opens one of the lockers and a lot of food fell out of it)
Corphish: How much food did you bring, Snorlax?
Buizel: Ah, let the big guy be, Corphish.
(Unfezant and Snivy were passing by)
Unfezant: So, Snivy, did you see "Cheaper By The Dozen" the other night?
Snivy: No, Unfezant. Some of us actually LIKE to sleep.
Suddenly, they see Krookodile leaning against some of the lockers with a rose in his mouth.
Krookodile: Hey! How you doin'?
Snivy and Unfezant narrows their eyes. Snivy then kicks Krookodile between the legs and he fell over.
Snivy: That's how I'm doing.
Unfezant: Nice one, girl.
(Krookodile's eyes widened as he grabs himself in pain)
Meanwhile, Oshawott was eating a sandwich while Kingler and Muk were talking about some of their classes.
Kingler: How was class, Muk?
Muk: Good, actually.
Oshawott noticed their conversation, wondering what they were talking about.
Oshawott: I wonder what those two are talking about...
Oshawott then saw Scraggy walking towards him.
Scraggy: Sup, Oshawott?
Oshawott: Oh. Hi, Scraggy.
They didn't notice, but Krookodile was right behind them.
Scraggy: So, how was history?
Oshawott: Fine, until everyone left. How are you on English?
Scraggy: It was okay, until Palpitoad and Krookodile became a couple of bullies.
Oshawott: Just ignore them, man. At least it's not as bad as what happened to me during drama class.
Scraggy: What do you mean?
(Flashback)
Earlier, Oshawott was doing Shakespeare during drama class. Suddenly, Noivern came in as a shepherd.
Oshawott: Uh... Noivern? Why are you a shepherd?
Noivern: We're doing a Christmas play, aren't we?
Oshawott: First of all, it's not even December, let alone Christmas. Second of all, we're doing Shakespeare.
Noivern: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Suddenly, Palpitoad jumps down wearing a Christmas tree costume.
Palpitoad: What? Did I miss my cue?
Noivern: About that... Turns out we're not doing a Christmas play.
Palpitoad: Oh. Guess I got this costume for nothing.
(Oshawott growls and throws his scalchop on the ground in anger)
Oshawott: RESHIRAM AND ZEKROM!
(End flashback)
Oshawott: I don't blame Noivern for not knowing, to be honest. But, Palpitoad…
Scraggy: I hear you, man.
Suddenly, a pair of hands grabbed them both from behind their pants.
Both: What the?
Voice: WEDGIE!
Before they could say anything, they were both lifted off the ground by their underwear. Oshawott was wearing white briefs with blue elastic and prints of Dive Balls, Premier Balls, Lure Balls, Heavy Balls and Moon Balls while Scraggy was wearing white briefs with red elastic and prints of Poke Balls, Great Balls, Ultra Balls, Dusk Balls and Luxury Balls. They both screamed as they were lifted off the ground. Oshawott and Scraggy looked behind them and saw Krookodile. He was giving them both wedgies.
Oshawott: Krookodile, you jerk! Put us down!
Krookodile: As you wish.
(Krookodile lets go and they fell on the ground)
Scraggy: Can't feel my tail...
Krookodile: I can't believe the both of you wear briefs. Maybe that's why you two rarely battle.
Palpitoad was behind Krookodile, laughing.
Palpitoad: Nice one, dude!
Suddenly, Palpitoad was smacked on the back of the head by one of Snivy's vines. He looks at her and Unfezant.
Snivy: Knock it off, you two!
Palpitoad narrows his eyes, but sighs and looks at Krookodile.
Palpitoad: Let's go, Krookodile.
Krookodile: Right behind you.
(Krookodile glares at Oshawott)
Krookodile: You better watch yourself, punk.
Krookodile and Palpitoad then walked away.
Unfezant: Jerks.
Snivy helps Oshawott and Scraggy up. Afterwards, Oshawott and Scraggy were adjusting their underwear after the wedgies they got.
Scraggy: Lucky he didn't rip these.
Oshawott: Thanks for helping us out, you two.
Unfezant: Just looking out for a fellow Pokémon.
Snivy: You sure you're both okay?
Oshawott: Yeah, we're fine.
Oshawott and Snivy held hands and they smiled. Suddenly, they heard a banging noise from the lockers. Startled by the banging, Scraggy tripped and pulls down Snivy's shorts, exposing her green panties with leaf prints.
Snivy: Dude, really?
Scraggy: I didn't mean it. I tripped.
Snivy: Whatever.
After Snivy pulls up her shorts, the others opened the locker and Gliscor and Pignite fell out.
Oshawott: Gliscor? Pignite? What happened to you guys?
Pignite: Long story short, Palpitoad knocked me in a locker while I was trying to help you guys from Krookodile's bullying. Gliscor was locked in as well.
Gliscor: He knocked me in a locker before Pignite joined me.
(Flashback)
Pignite saw Oshawott and Scraggy getting wedgies from Krookodile. Mad at this, he runs towards them.
Pignite: Hey! You leave my friends alone!
However, Palpitoad stuck out his tongue and trips Pignite, making him fall into a locker. The door then closes behind him.
Pignite: Well, that's just great.
(Pignite sees Gliscor in the locker with him)
Gliscor: You too, huh?
Pignite: Why are you in here?
Gliscor: Don't ask.
(End flashback)
Pignite: Thanks for getting us out, guys.
Oshawott: No problem.
Unfezant: We better go. The next classes will start soon.
Scraggy: Unfezant's right. Let's go.
Gliscor: Later, guys.
The group leaves for the other classes.
To be continued...
(Deleted Scene)
Scraggy accidentally pulls down Snivy's shorts, exposing a pair of green briefs with leaf prints. After helping Pignite and Gliscor out of a locker, they leave for their next classes. Oshawott looks at Snivy as the others leaves. He then taps her on the shoulder.
Oshawott: Hey, Snivy, can I ask you a question?
Snivy: What is it?
Oshawott: I know you're female, but why were you wearing briefs?
Snivy think about a time where she and Emolga pantsed and wedgied each other. Surprisingly, Snivy was wearing green briefs with leaf prints and Emolga was wearing yellow briefs with apple prints. Snivy then looks at Oshawott with a light blush.
Snivy: It's a long story.
(End deleted scene)
