Oh, save me, great Wolf! I'm, um... I'm really a prince. Yeah, prince! Being held in this prison of, um, of... well, it's more like a guard shack, really, but I'm in danger, truly I need a hero! There's a vicious beast guarding me! He's a dragon! Well, okay, would you believe a really dangerous lizard-like fighter? How about a gecko who's trying to cancel my car insurance? Oh, please, I need a hero! Save me, save me!!!
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Oh, save me, great Wolf! I'm, um... I'm really a prince. Yeah, prince! Being held in this prison of,