"...And then, all went quiet. But the TV was still on, doing that snow static stuff. And suddenly, it switched to a well. She went to turn off the TV, but the button on the remote didn't work! So she pressed the power button on the TV itself, but that didn't work either! Suddenly, a figure shows up on the screen, crawling out of the well. She jumped back, in a panic. And when the figure came out of the screen, she nearly died out of fear. And the figure said... "Do you have a hair dryer? I'm fucking soaked!"
"...And then, all went quiet. But the TV was still on, doing that snow static stuff. And suddenly,
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