You always seem so grumpy, they said. You smoke too much, they said. It’s just so distracting seeing you so depressed at work every morning, they said. I know just the THING, they said, you need a RELATIONSHIP! Little dose of Dog Marriage did WONDERS for us, it ought to be JUST the THING for you! Here, let’s see who we could set you up with, they said. Fucking Heteros.
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Today’s not a good day. But here, have some vaguely homoerotic furry slice-of-life.
