Sonic Girls Wedgie War
Amy was sitting on a bench with Cream and Blaze.
Amy: Sure is a nice day for a walk in the park, don't you think, girls?
Blaze: Indeed, it is.
Cream: Agreed.
Little did they know, Rouge was watching them from a tree.
Rouge: This is going to be fun.
(Cream gets up)
Cream: I'm going to get some water. I'll be back.
Amy and Blaze: Okay.
(Cream walks off to a nearby water fountain while Rouge was watching)
Rouge: I'll save Cream for last. For now, I'll have some fun with Amy and Blaze.
Rouge jumps off a tree branch and sneaks up behind them.
Blaze: So, how have you been, Amy?
Amy: Better, aside from Rouge stealing my dress a few days ago and leaving me in a trashcan in just my underwear and socks.
Blaze: Rouge, again?
Amy: Yeah, I was on my way to the Station Square Mall to visit Cream when she did that to me. I had to walk home in my underwear and socks because of her.
Blaze: Sorry to hear that. Did you tell Cream?
Amy: I was planning to when I got home, until I found her hanging by a tree branch without her dress and shoes.
Blaze: I'm sorry to hear that. At least it's not as bad as the time I accidentally burned off my clothes during a training session with Silver last week. All I had on was one glove, my socks and underwear.
(Amy tries not to laugh)
Amy: Humorous. But, sorry to hear that, though.
Blaze: Yeah, I know.
(Rouge sneaks up behind Blaze)
Rouge: (Quietly) All too easy.
(Rouge shoves her hands down Blaze's pants, surprising her)
Blaze: Hey, what the?!
Rouge pulls Blaze's Hello Kitty panties out of her pants and she screams. She then puts Blaze's Hello Kitty panties on her head which shows her name on the waistband.
Rouge: Hello Kitty. See what I did there?
(Blaze was in pain and Amy looks to see Rouge behind her)
Amy: Rouge!
(Rouge winks at Amy)
Rouge: Surprised, Amy? Don't worry, you're next.
(Amy takes out her hammer)
Amy: Oh, yeah? Wedgie this!
Amy swings her hammer, but Rouge dodges it. Amy them accidentally hits Blaze on the head, causing her pants to fall down to her ankles. She then fell to her knees, dazed. Amy drops her hammer, shocked.
Amy: I'm sorry, Blaze! I didn't mean that!
(Rouge was behind Amy with a smirk)
Rouge: Shouldn't have let your guard down, pinky.
Meanwhile, Cream was drinking some water from a water fountain. She finishes and wipes her mouth.
Cream: Much better.
(Suddenly, Cream heard a scream)
Cream: What the heck was that?!
She looks to see where the scream was coming from and sees Rouge giving Amy a wedgie. Amy was wearing My Little Pony panties which were then pulled over her head, showing her name on the waistband.
Rouge: My Little Pony? Seriously, Amy?
Amy: (Quietly) That's the last time I ask Vanilla to go underwear shopping for me.
Rouge then turns to see Cream who had a worried expression on her face.
Rouge: Well, is it isn't Cream.
Cream: Oh, crud.
Rouge: Tell me, how's Vanilla? Still humiliated?
(Rouge walked towards Cream who was backing away slowly)
Cream: Can't we talk this out?
Suddenly, Cream trips on a branch and falls on the ground. Rouge noticed this and sees Cream on the ground with her dress lifted up a bit, revealing her SpongeBob panties. She giggles as she looks at them.
Rouge: SpongeBob underwear, huh?
(Cream looks down and blushes as her undies were showing)
Cream: Who doesn't like SpongeBob?
Rouge: I know Vanilla wears childish underwear at times, but even you're wearing them, Cream? Well, you know the old saying... Like mother, like daughter.
Cream, forgetting about her SpongeBob panties showing in front of Rouge tries to back away. However, Rouge walked close to her with an evil smile.
Rouge: It's wedgie time.
Just when Rouge was about to grab Cream's waistband, a pair of hands went down her pants.
Rouge: Huh?
Suddenly, Rouge's Barbie panties were pulled out of her pants and she screams. Cream and Rouge looked and saw Amy and Blaze still with their underwear on their heads giving Rouge a wedgie.
Amy: No one tries to give Cream the Rabbit a wedgie and gets away with it!
Blaze: Amy's right. You mess with Cream, you mess with us!
They both pulled Rouge's Barbie panties over her head, showing her name on the waistband. Rouge then trips and headbutts Amy in the stomach, knocking her back and pulling Blaze's pants down again. Rouge also grabbed Amy's dress and pulls it off, showing Amy's matching MLP bra. Blushing madly, Amy knocks out Rouge with her hammer before pulling her dress back up.
Amy: Laugh that off.
(Blaze helps Cream back on her feet)
Blaze: You okay, Cream?
(Cream brushes her dress off with her hands)
Cream: Yeah, I think so.
Blaze pulls her pants up before she and Amy took their panties off their heads.
Amy: So, what should we do Rouge?
Blaze: I have an idea.
Minutes later, Blaze burned off Rouge's clothes, leaving her in her gloves, boots and Barbie panties which were still on her head. She was also wearing a pink bra with white hearts.
Cream: That's for humiliating my Mom.
(Cream picks up a wallet that belongs to Vanilla and puts it in her pocket)
Cream: Might as well bring this back.
Blaze: So, what should we do now?
Cream: You guys want to my house for some tea? Mom's probably home by now.
Amy: Sounds good, Cream. I could use some tea after today.
Blaze: You and me both.
Cream: Then, let's go, guys.
Both: Right behind you.
They walked off, leaving Rouge passed out by a tree.
Amy: I can't believe Rouge was wearing Barbie panties.
Blaze: I know, right?
Cream: And she says our underwear is childish.
Little did they know, as they walked off, Amy's MLP panties were showing as a small wind blew up her dress. Amy's name on the waistband was showing, too. Blaze's pants were slipping from the back, showing her Hello Kitty panties, plus her name on the waistband. As for Cream, the back of her dress was caught on the waistband, showing the back of her SpongeBob panties, along with her name on the waistband.
(Alternate Ending)
Cream tries to run from Rouge. However, she grabs the back of her SpongeBob panties and pulls them up over her head. Cream squeals from the atomic wedgie Rouge was giving her. Suddenly, Amy and Blaze grabbed Rouge's waistband and pulls, exposing her Barbie panties. Both girls gave Rouge and atomic wedgie, causing her to lose her footing and tackle both girls in the stomach while Cream fell over as well. Amy, Cream Rouge and Blaze were now lying on the ground together with their panties on their heads and their names on the waistbands.
Cream: I didn't know you wore MLP undies, Amy.
Amy: Vanilla bought me these, okay?
Cream: Well, my Mom does has good taste in underwear. Why do you think she buys me a lot of cute pairs?
Blaze: I can see why, Cream. Never knew you were into SpongeBob.
Cream: Like I told Rouge, who doesn't like SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amy: I still can't believe you're wearing Hello Kitty undies, Blaze. Talk about irony.
Blaze: So, shoot me. I owned a lot of these since my childhood.
Amy: Really?
Blaze: Well, I had some that wouldn't fit me, so I donated them to Cream.
Amy: Well, at least they're better than the ones Rouge is wearing right now. So, who's laughing now, girls?
Cream: Yeah, and she says all of our underwear is childish.
The three girls laughed, aside from the atomic wedgies while Rouge just narrowed their eyes from the comment and laughter.
Rouge: I hate you all.
The End
