“Gordon. Did you know raccoons will eat snakes when they’re desperate enough?” The corn snake turned to face the source of the strange greeting that came from behind him. There, a young female raccoon stood eerily still with her gaze averted downwards and arms crossed tightly across her chest. The purple streak in her hair seemed to glow slightly in the soft light. “Oh. Hey, Sam.” Gordon responded meekly, a tinge of nervousness dripped from his words still hanging silently in the air within the pause that followed. “No… I didn’t know that. Heh.” He chuckled anxiously. A long pause fell between responses before being finally broken. “So, I hear you and Pink are good… friends now, huh?” She finally spoke. Her teeth were gritted and her eyes stayed facing downwards. A shadow cast across her muzzle gave her an even more menacing appearance than usual. “Y-yeah… we’ve been hanging out a little more recently. Heh.” He chuckled a second time in an attempt to ease the growing tension to no avail. Instead, Sam’s body tightened and the heat from an anger boiling beneath her fur began emanating almost immediately. Her eyes darted up to meet Gordon’s nervous gaze, sending chills down from the back of his skull to the base of his tail.
“Oh?” She responded bluntly, stepping forward towards him. “Doing what?” The raccoon spoke with an accusing tone as she got close to the corn snake and began to circle him. A growing sense of unease rapidly began building in Gordon. “Does she know?” He thought to himself. “I’m just curious.” She almost seemed to answer his thought as she slowly circled behind him, maintaining her fiercely intense gaze upon him. Sam stopped and stood behind him once more, this time much closer. Gordon could feel her heavy breaths that seemed to intake the essence of his discomfort as a single drop of sweat slid from his forehead to his cheek. “Nothing, r-really.” He gulped. “Just the usual, heh.” The third, futile chuckle broached his lips, much more shakily than the first. “Good.” Sam hissed. “I’m glad to hear it’s just the usual.” She placed her paws on Gordon’s shoulders as she finished her response in his ear. “Don’t make me desperate, Gordon.” She whispered menacingly as she licked the stranded bead of sweat slowly from his cheek. The corn snake froze as his heart began to race in both discomfort and panic. Almost like she could sense his fear, Sam patted his shoulder as she pulled back from his body to turn and walk away. “See you in third period.” She finished the interacting with a sinister giggle and disappeared down the hall. “What the absolute fuck.” Gordon spoke aloud as he grimaced and wiped his cheek, turning to walk the opposite direction as he did so. “Still gonna clap them cheeks tho.” He mused, and pulled up his phone to text Pink.
Drew this as another high effort meme and thought it would be funny with a nice story to go with it too uwu This takes place after Sam finds out that Pink and Gordon made the beast with two backs
