Cedric was out on a daily stroll through the woods near the city, hoping to clear his head and get back his mood for writing his poetry. As he rounded by a tree, he was surprised to bump into two large soft black mounds. As he backed up, he saw that they belonged to a rather large and sexy looking panther woman. Enamored by her appearance, Cedric couldn’t stop his mouth from speaking his mind…
Cedric: “Oh my, I wasn’t aware that someone so beautiful and physically impressive was in these woods as well. Forgive for staring ma’am, but I can’t help but notice that you clearly work out regularly. I truly envy your dedication to being a shining example of determination, fitness, and proper self care. Not to mention that you're quite the sight to behold. And also…”
That was as far as he got before she tore his pants off and dragged him into the bushes. And you know the funny part? Cedric wasn’t even trying to flirt with her! He just has a habit of being overly polite and rambling on and on with compliments.
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