A short story will follow. But this came up to me while I was in the shower, and I was like...hey....that could be fun! DO tell me if you like it and would like to see more of it. I call this Bad Dungeon's Story of Momo, little shorts about Momo and her friends when she plays Dungeon and dragons. So yeah...do comment and tell me what you think!!!
Every fridays, Momo and her friends would gather at Sly's place for a good old gathering of adventurers ready to crawl in all the sickest dungeons the dungeon Master of the day could muster. This time around, it was Sly's turn to run his campaign. As Momo arrived though, she soon realized that none of her friends could have come, having other engagement on this evening. But both her and Sly were resolute to indulge themselves into some good dices action.
"How about a one shot story?" Proposed Sly.
"I guess we could do that..." She says a little disappointed, but at the same time, she was really looking forward to it. "You got something prepared?"
Ruffling among his various notes and books, Sly nodded, he always had a few stories here and there ready for use in case of emergencies, because let's be honest, every players always run the campaign as intended! (Sarcasm). Nodding, he invites the pink bunny to sit at the table and the both of them unpacked their material. Books piled up onto the table, dices rolled as pouches were flipped upside down and snacks were scattered all over the table, without forgetting the soft drinks. A little tune plays in the background, helping with the ambiance and finally, the two were ready to play. Momo chose to play a cleric, this session, being granted the eighth level. So generous of her canine friend!
The wolf fox, (Yes I'm quoting you ElectricFox) begun spoking in a dramatic voice, taking on his role of the Dungeon Master. "You begin your adventures in the town of Oakcrest. There, as soon as you step inside the main wooden gate, a man takes notice of you and approaches you. He claims to be an old adventurer, someone who knows one when he sees another and pulls onto your arm, dragging you into an alley. What do you do?"
"I'll follow after him." Then, the lapine clear her throat and got into character. "An old adventurer? But what is it that you seek with me?" Leaning down over the table as her eyes were fixed onto the Dungeon Master's lips.
Sly replied in an old and cranky voice. "AAaah yes!!! Adventurer I was!!! ONe of the strongest warrior of these lands may I add!! But I haven't dragged you all this way into an alley to tell you of my past, but rather about a treasure I could never claim. It is in a cavern, hidden by a waterfall about a day's walk from here. I am sure you'll find it if you walk north north east from the gates. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a powerful otherworldly creature who's stare can turn you into ashes."
"I see" Replied the cleric. "Thank you for your advices, warrior, I will do my best to find it and come back to share it with you. May the gods be with you" While a few arcane symbols appeared around the bunny's hand, chanting a small prayer and laying it over the man, blessing him. On those words, she departed to the said location.
"You manage to reach the cavern without any random encounter, but it started raining about halfway there. Nothing though of mention. Stepping inside, you quickly notice how dark it is, not a problem for a rabbit as you have darkvision. Your ears perceives no sounds and you can notice a natural hallway from the rocky inside leading about 40 feet forward into an open space." Described the canide.
"I will move forward, slowly, and I will try focusing on my surrounding." Said the bunny.
Subtlely, the Dungeon Master rolls a dice and then peers over Momo's character sheet, looking at her high passive wisdom of 19, before looking again at his hidden roll. "Ooh..mmmh...You fail to notice anything of mention. The path seems clear." He lied. But the bunny continued her march forward, unaware of the danger lurking over her head. Yes indeed, there was a large creature with many eyestalks hovering close to the ceiling, a gian eyes and a gaping wide mouth at the center of it's body as it noticed the delicious pink meat walking into it's lair. "A wooden chest is onto the ground, it seems old and rusty, due to the humidity inside, but it is closed." He added.
"I keep on approaching, and if I get close to the chest, I want to inspect it for any traps!" The valiant cleric chose to do.
A smirk appear on the Wolf fox (Hahaha yet again!) face. "Roll a Wisdom saving throw!" He ordered, the lapine reaching out for her 20 sided dice, rolling it and obtaining a good score of 18 on the dice, plus 5 due to her high wisdom and lastly, +3 because of her proficiency bonus for a total of 26. A brief moment of silence ensued before the dungeon master replied. "Oooh..mmh..you failed!" Lying again. "You realize that your body stops listening to you, falling over the floor. You may try to squirm or roll, but to no avail. Luckily though, you fell onto your back and can see the round like creature that is hovering down closer to you, drooling like an hungry beast while it's many eyes stares at you. Then, as you are incapacitated, it begins shooting rays from one of it's many eyestalks, disintegrating every pieces of your armor until nothing remains. It's tendrils begins to roll around your limbs, coiling and squeezing onto you tightly, spreading you open for it, before another beam is thrown onto you, confusing your mind. It knew you were ready and then it move it's tentacle closer and prodes you all over your..."
"WAAAAAAAAIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!" The lapine screamed, her cheeks becoming a few deeper crimson shades. "What the hell is this Sly!!!??? Why is it my characters always have the lewd stuff happening to them!!! Don't I have more saving throws to roll or something I can do!!!!???" Momo asked as her fist slams down over the wooden table, knocking a soda can down and a few dices onto the floor.
"Oh you know...it's the rules..." He replied.
"Can I have a look at them?" Eyes starring at him as if daggers would shoot out to stab him.
