I just felt like posting this... Cregon loves being a filthy bachelor because he can live anyway he wants because no one can tell him to clean up or tell him to get his ass out of bed... Well actually there is one thing that'll tell him to get up, and that's his blasted alarm clock Yeah, as it turns out Cregon doesn't treat his great-grandfather's alarm clock very well... In fact he abuses it He'd do anything to get that clock to shut up Like bonking it with his fist, kicking it, throwing it, shoving it in his drawer, even smutting it with his pillow! He's just greatful that the alarm clocks are incapable to fight back! How did that poor clock stay intact all this time? We may never know...
