"I love You...I love You Mmphh, MmHmm..."
"It's alright Eugene, We're almost there." Mao Mao reassured the drunken BatDad who was currently humming some theme tune as They continued onwards their walk to His House, Which was near.
It was nighttime in the pure heart valley, and Adorabat was off at some sleepover with a sweetie-pie. Eugene, Along with King Snugglemane, Quinton, Pinky, Benny, and Ratarang (Timesies) came over to H.Q. The reason being why was because of Badgerclops, Who simply said It was "Guy's Night". Although Offered, Mao Mao declined in favor of training...
...But now He was currently taking The Drunkin father Home. Reason He became so intoxicated was because of a Drinking contest that made Him ineligible to continue with the guys night.
Who knew you could get drunk on a low glass of alcohol?
"Alright, we're here." He informed, Stopping in front of the Huge house. "Now to put you in your bed-"
"Mao Mao," Eugene whispered lazily. "Letshh make Ouuuuuut~."
Mao Mao immediately reacted to that, Giving Him a weird look. "Uh, what?"
"C'mon Maoooo..." Eugene giggled. "I wanna see How legendary you are in Kissing~"
Mao Mao stood agape at him for a bit before answering. "Look Eugene, Your drunk right now, and You're saying things you don't mean-"
"Oh, I DO mean them!" He clarified, Grabbing Mao's hand and rubbing it smoothly. " I have for a LONG While, Hic! ...E-Ever since I saw You in action, Hehehheh...~!"
Those words put Mao Mao in a deep thought.
He Had these feelings for a while?
Huh...
...Well, He wanst gonna lie. Eugene IS kinda cute actually...
...
...Maybe a quick Kis-
"BYEEEHHHHH!!"
At the sound of Puking, Mao Mao snapped out of his consciousness, Shaking His head. He looked over to His right to see Eugene puking in the bushes.
"Yeah, No." Mao Mao uttered as He went to pick up the groaning Bat father before going inside of the house to place Him in the bed.
He Wasn't gonna plan on cleaning his cape off of barf nor revealing to His comrades WHY He smelled of it in the morning...
...
But before He would leave after tucking Him in, He gave the sleeping Father a quick peck on the cheek.
Maybe one day Eugene will get the feel of a "Legendary Kiss"
Mao Mao would ensure that.
