Henceforth, any person who puts pineapple on pizza must also put tomato and olive in their fruit salad.
Be it so decreed that any orgy where at least one top is a canine shall be known as a Knotluck. And any orgy where at least one top is a feline shall be known as a Barb-ecue.
From this day forward, whenever two vegans are fighting it shall be known as Beyond Beef.
