Pay no mind to Calzone's face. Nothing to see there. Instead, let us bask in the afterglow of Bourbon as he tries to show off how awesome he is to his bully. Then let us marvel at how nature takes it's coarse in the same way it always does with the prey gasping for forgiveness with it's pants down while the predator slyly enjoys himself. Wonderful.
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That ended predictably. It's obvious neither of them has studied law or physics, otherwise Bourbon would have known that what goes up must come down (namely his dignity and clothes). No one in their town is that cool, anyways, so that means everyone is fair game. And Bourbon isn't that cool just yet, he just has the clothes down while still being weird and super dorky. On the bright side, Bourbon did cheer up Calzone from whatever was making him cry. That should make Bourbon feel a bit better as he walks home in his birthday suit with his clothes balled up and his undies on his head.
That ended predictably. It's obvious neither of them has studied law or physics, otherwise Bourbon w
By the way, I have an idea to help Bourbon with his embarrassment problems: hypnotism! If you want to, I can hypnotize him into feeling less embarrassed or not capable of embarrassment as an experiment to see if that could work.
By the way, I have an idea to help Bourbon with his embarrassment problems: hypnotism! If you want t
To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb, actual innate coolness is a rare thing, so most people just fake it until they're actually cool. Still, there are multiple ways someone or something can be cool. Bourbon is none of those ways (poor little guy). He can't just become fully cool overnight or with just a change in wardrobe. For starters, he could start wearing undies without any prints or perform an act of rebellion against the authority of adults like streaking bare butt (and weenie) naked all throughout his school and possibly wearing a mask to hide his face if he doesn't have the balls* to do it otherwise (ha!).
*Pun intended
To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb, actual innate coolness is a rare thing, so most people just fake it
He could just go commando sometimes. Also, on this comic's first page I saw Bourbon sleeping in a tank top and plain white briefs, so he probably has a few uncolored undies.
He could just go commando sometimes. Also, on this comic's first page I saw Bourbon sleeping in a ta
That line was so dumb, iconic and adorable lol "you cant bully me now, it goes against the laws of physics" i swear your writing is incredible. Its so dorky and fitting.
That line was so dumb, iconic and adorable lol "you cant bully me now, it goes against the laws of p
