LINCOLN X
1 - LINCOLN MEETS THE MAVERICK HUNTERS
(The scene opens up in the town of royal woods michigan, the scene then pans down to the loud family house where we see lincoln loud just returning home from school, the scene then switches to inside the house when lincoln walks in)
Rita Loud: Hi honey how was school today?
Lincoln Loud: (groans)
Lynn Loud: Not very good I suppose?
Lincoln Loud: It's not that I have to come up with a report of what the world would be like in 100 years, I have no idea on what the world is now.
Rita Loud: Why don't you ask Lisa for help, she might know a thing or two.
Lynn Loud: Now now honey remember what happened last time we gave him that idea?
(The scene turns into a flashback where we see Lisa loud doing an experiment when lincoln walks up to her.)
Lincoln Loud: Hey lisa I need your hel-
(When Lisa loud jumped an explosion ends the flashback)
Rita Loud: Oh right I forgot about that, looks like your on own lincoln.
(Lincoln looks at the readers)
Lincoln Loud: That's the problem with getting help around here it never happens. (The scene changes to inside lincoln's bedroom) I need answers and I need them now.
(Just then the lights start flickering on and off)
Lynn Loud: (shouting) Don't worry I'm just fixing the lights.
(The lights continue flickering until a portal is seen inside lincoln's bedroom then a unknown person exits the portal)
???: Is this the year 2018?
Lincoln Loud: That's right.
???: Good so we are in the 21st century. X, Axl were here.
(The portal opens up as X and Axl enter lincoln's bedroom.)
Axl: Finally I was getting sick of time traveling.
X: Well at least we arrive before sigma did.
Lincoln Loud: Okay what on earth is going on here, and who are you guys.
Zero: I'm zero, those guys over there are x and axl.
Axl: Pleased to meet your acquaintances.
X: And you are?
Lincoln Loud: My names lincoln, lincoln loud.
Axl: I heard about you, your the one that lives with ten sisters. (Zero and X looks at him) Okay so I watch cartoons every now and then.
Zero: Don't you think that's too much for one family.
Lincoln Loud: You don't know the half of it zero, come with me and I'll show you.
(The scene changes to the upstairs hallway where chaos is happening, X, Zero, and Axl, are shocked.)
Zero: You weren't kidding, it's like a mad house here.
X: We should be careful around here, right axl?
Axl: Right.
Lincoln Loud: (To the audience) This is gonna be a weird afternoon.
(The scene blacks out)
Hope you enjoyed part one of this story.
(I do not own any of the characters in this story)
2 - LOUD HOUSE X
(The scene fades back in as the 4 are looking at the chaos in the upstairs hallway)
X: Can't you do something about this lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Don't ask me they're always wild during this time, (looks ahead) Look out!
(X, and Zero duck leaving Axl standing there)
Axl: Look out for what?
(A pie hits him in the face)
Luan Loud: Looks like you just got creamed, (laughs) get it?
Axl: Actually I do get it. (chuckles)
Luan Loud: Hey lincoln who your new friends?
Axl: I'm Axl and over there is Zero and X.
(Lisa Loud, zooms into the scene)
Lisa Loud: The maverick hunters from the future? I never thought this would happen.
Zero: Well believe it the reason why we're here is to save royal woods from the clutches of sigma.
Luna Loud: what would this sigma dude do?
Zero: Sigma found a way to actually defeat us by using the royal woods lake and use it to flood the entire world.
Lincoln Loud: And that's why you came here, to put a stop to sigma before he can get his hands on it.
X: That sums it up, and we also need your help to stop him.
Luna Loud: It ain't gonna be easy robodudes were not like you.
Zero: Not a problem.
(Zero walks up to her and places a chip on her guitar.)
Luna Loud: What is this?
X: You'll find out shortly, (pulls out a push button and presses it.) begin transformation!
(A bright aura is seen on the guitar causing Luna loud to be engulf by the aura, after a few seconds the aura fades reveling Luna loud in a robotic suite of armor.)
Zero: From now on you'll be know as Luna Loud Alpha.
Lincoln Loud: Amazing... (notice that X placed a chip on his shirt.) What the-
(X pushes the button again as lincoln loud is also engulf in the aura, and just like luna lincoln emerges with a robotic suite of armor as well.)
Zero: Okay whose next.
(Scene change)
X: Alright everyone roll call, Lincoln Loud Delta.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Here!
Zero: Lori Loud Epsilon
Lori Loud Epsilon: Here.
Axl: Luna Loud Alpha.
Luna Loud Alpha: Right here dudes!
X: Luan Loud Beta.
Luan Loud Beta: Here.
Zero: Lisa Loud Zeta.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Present.
Axl: And finally Leni Loud Gamma.
Leni Loud Gamma: I'm here at least I think I am.
Zero: Everyone is accounted for X.
X: Good in that case let's split up, I'll take Lincoln Loud Delta, and Lisa Loud Zeta with me.
Zero: I'll take Leni Loud Gamma, and Luna Loud Alpha with me.
Axl: Which leaves me with Lori Loud Epsilon, and Luan Loud Beta.
Zero: Alright if there's any questions just ask us okay?
X: Alright team let's move out!
Narrator: Will our hero's stop sigma's plans and what will happen to the other members of the loud family tune in next time to find out.
3 - TEAM AXL PART 1
(The scene fades in to the city of great lake where we see axl and his team patrolling the area.)
Lori Loud Epsilon: So Axl how long have you been a hunter?
Axl: Well that depends were from 100 years in the future, so try and do the math.
Luan Loud Beta: Math? Who has time for math?
Axl: You'll see what I mean.... now where are we?
Lori Loud Epsilon: Were in great lake city this is where my boyfriend, and lincoln's. girlfriend lives.
Luan Loud Beta: But don't mention it in front of lincoln.
Axl: Okay then what say we-
(An explosion is heard in the middle of the city.)
Lori Loud Epsilon: What's going on?
Axl: Looks like trouble in the middle of the city, let's go!
(The scene changes to the middle of the city where a fire has broken out a mysterious shadow is seen causing the outbreak.)
???: Ha ha ha destroy destroy!
(Axl and the others arrives)
Axl: Hold it right there (Gasps) Vanishing Gungaroo.
Vanishing Gungaroo: Well we meet again Axl I see you have some new friends, what happened to X and Zero?
Axl: There with there own teams so stay out of this!
Luan Loud Beta: Axl whose is this guy?
Vanishing Gungaroo: I'm Vanishing Gungaroo. I'm one of sigma's helpers to cause destruction.
Lori Loud Epsilon: So basically your just a kid in a giant baby walker.
Vanishing Gungaroo: How many times do I have to tell you stop saying that I'm a kid!
Lori Loud Epsilon: Don't raise your voice at me mister or so help me I will drag you out of that mechanical walker and turn you into a robotic pretzel.
Axl: Wow... (To Luan Loud Beta) Is she always like this.
Luan Loud Beta: Yeah so you better watch what you say axl.
Vanishing Gungaroo: Enough it's time to say goodbye (Starts throwing jabs at the team.)
Axl: Look out you two!
(All three jump out of the way.)
Luan Loud Beta: Hey where'd you guys go? (Bumps into Gungaroo.) Uh-oh.
Vanishing Gungaroo: Any last words maverick hunter?
(A light bulb goes off in Luan Loud Beta's head.)
Luan Loud Beta: Hey you look thirsty you want some punch.
Vanishing Gungaroo: Well since you said that I guess I am so yes I'll have some punch.
(Luan Loud Beta releases a punching glove from her buster hand causing Vanishing Gungaroo to hit the wall hard.)
Luan Loud Beta: I guess you can say he's down for the count (laughs) get it?
(Axl and Lori Loud Epsilon run up to her.)
Axl: Great job LLB now that he's out of the way we can continue our patrol.
Luan Loud Beta: Uh Axl he's still alive.
Axl: Huh (Turns and looks at him) oooooh right we only destroyed his ride armor.
Vanishing Gungaroo: Now you made me really mad take this, Triangle Kick! (Knocks Luan Loud Beta off her feet)
Lori Loud Epsilon: Luan! (Looks at Vanishing Gungaroo and starts storming towards him.)
Vanishing Gungaroo: Well if it isn't the one who told me to lower my voice I see you got some skills to doge my atta-
(Lori Loud Epsilon grabs Vanishing Gungaroo by the throat.)
Lori Loud Epsilon: I warned you about being snippy at me as well as hurting my sister luan, your in hot water now buddy because I had it with you and if you don't believe me then you'll get a taste of my CELLPHONE STORM!
(The sky blackens up as a gigantic cellphone appears over head and sends down a bolt of lightning that causes Vanishing Gungaroo to turn into ashes and get blown away.)
Luan Loud Beta: Well I guess you can say he's gone with the wind! (Laughs) Get it?
(Pan to Axl laughing)
Axl: Oh man that was a good one. (To Lorie Loud Epsilon) Why didn't you laugh.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Because I live with her that's why.
Axl: Okay then come on girls let's get a move on.
(The scene fades out)
4 - TEAM X PART 1
(The scene fades back into the Royal woods area where X, Lincoln Loud Delta, and Lisa Loud Zeta are patrolling the downtown area.)
X: Keep pace you two we have to keep a sharp eye out for any maverick activity.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Not to mention we need to breathe every now and then these suites are killing me.
X: Don't worry LLZ you'll get used to it soon enough. (Looks around) Have you seen Lincoln Loud Delta, I can't find him.
Lisa Loud Zeta: My guess he's over at the school we go to.
(Cue Lincoln Loud Delta running into the scene)
Lincoln Loud Delta: Guys you'll never believe what I saw.
X: Calm down LLD.
Lisa Loud Zeta: If you keep that you'll render yourself unresponsive. aka pass out.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Okay I was looking around the school when all of a sudden I saw this robotic fish/bug like thing attacking the the teachers lounge.
X: Lead the way LLD.
(The scene changes to inside the teachers lounge where an unknown figure is destroying to walls of the room.)
???: (Laughs) You call this a teachers lounge? It'll be a great place to store my gravity hold so it can destroy the whole school all together.
(The door swings oper as X, Lincoln Loud Delta and Lisa Loud Zeta enter)
X: Hold it right there-
Lisa Loud Zeta: Oh my gosh (runs up to the figure) I can't believe it your a Dynasties hercules. street name hercules beetle
X: That's no ordinary beetle LLZ that gravity beetle one of sigma's henchmen
Gravity Beetle: I'm surprised you remember me X, Whatever happened to you and Zero?
X: He with his own team patrolling the Great Lake city.
Gravity Beetle: Is that so? I thought he left you, but let's talk about that later. It's time to fight!
Lincoln Loud Delta: Alright time to deal out some justice.
(X looks at him.)
X: Ace savy quote I like that.
Gravity Beetle: Enough talk take this gravity hold! ( Shoots out a small device that starts sucking the three towards him)
X: LLZ watch out for the gravity hold move.
(Lisa Loud Zeta turns and sees the gravity hold)
Lisa Loud Zeta: Amazing, but you'll have to try better than that.
Gravity Beetle: (Sarcastically) Well sorry for not impressing you, what do you want me to do? Use my move while juggling torches and wearing a grass skirt?!?
X: Oh quit groveling you sound like Axl when he got caught filming Alia with him using her DNA.
Lincoln Loud Delta: I like to see him try it though.
(Pan to Gravity Beetle wearing said grass skirt and juggling said torches, everyone looks at him awkwardly)
Gravity Beetle: Let's face it this isn't the worst thing you caught me doing.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Don't worry I've seen worse.
Gravity Beetle: Anyways where were we, ah of course.
( Gravity Beetle dashes into Lincoln Loud Delta and knocks him to the ground. X responds by using ray splasher causing Gravity Beetle to flinch.)
Lisa Loud Zeta: Are you alright?
Lincoln Loud Delta: I'm fine.... Though I think I broke my collar bone.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Please the odds of that happening is slim.
Lincoln Loud Delta: You don't have to tell me that about it. (Gets up) But I have a story for that bug though. Knocking me down that's inhumane. When he comes back here I'll show him a thing or two.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Uh Lincoln....
Lincoln Loud Delta: Not now Lisa. I'm busy protesting here.
Gravity Beetle: Yeah let him continue I'm dying to hear the rest of this.
Lincoln Loud Delta: He was behind me the whole time wasn't he?
Lisa Loud Zeta: Yup that whole time.
(Lincoln Loud Delta screams)
Gravity Beetle: Heh I never noticed how a chicken you are Delta you make me laugh.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Hey no one calls my brother a chicken.
Gravity Beetle: Let me rephrase it then your a wuss Delta!
Lisa Loud Zeta: I'm warning you buddy call my brother one more name and you'll be sorry!
Gravity Beetle: Oooh I'm so scared what are gonna do kick me in the wings (Laughs)
(As he laughs Lisa Loud Zeta grabs him and throws him to the ground multiple times.)
Lisa Loud Zeta: You made your bed buddy now you'll see what I mean when you have a taste of my CHEMICAL CROSS!
(A chemical beaker shaped like a sword is seen filling up with chemicals. She then slashes the stuff onto Gravity Beetle causes him to scream as he slowly disintegrates.)
X: Wow I'm impressed.
Lincoln Loud Delta: So am i...
Lisa Loud Zeta: Come on boys tell me you don't see that every day right?
X: She has a point, but now with that being over with we can continue our patrol, come on.
(The scene fades out)
5 - TEAM ZERO PART 1
(The scene fades in to the inside flips fuel and foods where Zero is seen waiting for Luna Loud Alpha, and Leni Loud Gamma, while being intrigued by Flip conversation.)
Zero: You know Flip, you are a very interesting for a 21st century guy.
Flip: What can I say I was a real attractive guy during the price wars. It might've been a tough during that time but in the end we decided to lower my products by 10-15%
Zero: Who you wager war to?
Flip: The CVS Pharmacy down by Warren PA.
Zero: That makes sense..
(Luna Loud Alpha enters the scene)
Luna Loud Alpha: Got everything you asked for Zero dude.
Zero: Great.... uh where's LLG?
Luna Loud Alpha: Beats me the last time I saw her was when we were grabbing the ice.
Zero: I see I'll take a look into this. (To Flip) Thanks for the Conversation.
Flip: No mentioned it, it makes time go by.
(Scene changes to the back of the store where Leni Loud Gamma is seen walking back and forth hitting the wall multiple times during the process)
Leni Loud Gamma: Where is that stupid door?
???: Need help young lady?
Leni Loud Gamma: Yeah I could use a weather man to end this lunar eclipse were having.
(The unknown figure snaps his finger magically turning the lights.)
Leni Loud Gamma: Well that was a quick eclipse than- (Turns and notices the figure is a spider)
???: Well howdy-doo.
Leni Loud Gamma: (Sheiks) Spider! (Grabs a piano and starts bashing Zero who is running towards her) Oops sorry Mr.Zero.
(Pan to Zero all mangled up)
Zero: It's okay I'll survive.
???: Heh still pathetic as usual huh Zero?
Zero: Web Spider I almost didn't recognize you have you lost weight?
Leni Loud Gamma: why did you lose to a weight did it cheat during a game.
Web Spider: Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Zero: I know I'm stuck with her for the rest of the story.
Web Spider: Anyways shall we get started?
Zero: Let's.
(The fight begins with Web Spider shooting his electric webs towards Zero causing him to quickly react and starts swinging his Z-Sabor to deflect the shots, frustrated Web Spider sends out three small mechanical spiders to attack Zero. Zero reacts to it and shoots them down with his buster gun. while all this is happening Leni Loud Gamma is seen watching the entire fight in progress when something strikes her mind)
Leni Loud Gamma: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
(Zero, and Web Spider screeches to a halt)
Zero: What's up?
Leni Loud Gamma: Like what are we fighting for?
Web Spider: Were fighting to kill each other.
Leni Loud Gamma: Fighting to kill ourselves.... For a trophy of some sort?
Web Spider: Yes we're killing ourselves for a trophy now with that taken care of-
Leni Loud Gamma: Ooh... I love trophies, but what kind of trophy would it be?
Zero: Uh LLG.....
Leni Loud Gamma: I know, how about we put a spider on top of it.
(Web Spider face palms)
Web Spider: That's it I'm out of here, I can't fight with a clueless klutz bothering me all the time, see you next time Zero.... (Teleports out of the scene)
Zero: ......
Leni Loud Gamma: Come on Zero we like totally need to get back to LLA before she wonders where we're at.
Zero: ...... Stupidity beats a maverick...... (Gets up and runs to her) Hey wait up!
(The scene fades out)
6 - MEANWHILE BACK AT THE LOUD HOUSE
(The scene fades to inside the kitchen of the Loud House where Lynn and Rita are still cleaning up after dinner)
Rita: Honey you sure it's alright to let these people stay for the night.
Lynn: If they need a place to crash for the night let them, besides at least the kids aren't getting trouble with them around. Who knows what they are up to.
(The scene transitions to Lorie and Leni Loud's room)
X: Okay team it's time for a rundown of today's patrols. Zero you first.
Zero: Our patrol was at the Flips Food and Fuel. I'm happy to report that everything went good.
Leni Loud Gamma: But what about that spider we fought in the backroom.
X: Web Spider huh? It figures that all three of us would encountered a maverick during our patrols.
Axl: Vanishing Gungaroo was at the great lakes city causing trouble.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Did Ronnie Anna get involved.
Lorie Loud Epsilon: Don't worry Lincoln she wasn't harmed.
Axl: Ronnie Anna?
Lori Loud Epsilon: It's Lincoln's girlfriend.
X: To continue I think for day 2 we should switch up on partners.
Axl: If were doing that I still want Luan.
Zero: That's fine then I'll take Lorie Loud Epsilon.
X: Okay then I'll team up with Leni Loud Gamma and Luna Loud Alpha, so that leaves us with Lincoln Loud Delta and Lisa Loud Zeta.
Zero: I'll take miss smarty over here.
Lisa Loud Zeta: I'm flattered you called me that Zero.
Axl: So that leaves me with you LLD.
Lincoln Loud Delta: I'm kinda shocked to be with you Axl.
Axl: Don't worry Lincoln, I'll show you the reason why it's good to have me as your partner.
X: With that being said, I say we end off tonights meeting and dismiss until tomo-
???: Will you keep it down I'm trying to read.
(Everyone jumps slightly)
Lori Loud Epsilon: Lucy what are you doing here?
Lucy Loud: I always read in here before I go to bed remember?
Lori Loud Epsilon: Oh right I forgot.
Zero: I like her, who is she?
Lincoln Loud Delta: That's Lucy she shares a room with Lynn.
X: She's kind of creepy looking.
Lucy Loud: You never told me you have robotic friends Lisa.
Axl: Actually were maverick hunters.
Lucy Loud: Wicked can I join?
X: Actually we do need more help in case of a maverick breakdown so....
(The scene quickly transitions to the the scene, but Rita, and Lynn Loud SR are shown in the room.)
Rita Loud: There better be a good explanation why were here.
X: Simple you two are gonna help us stop sigma's scheme with us. got a problem with that?
Rita Loud: Yeah we don't have the stuff they have! (X and Zero looks at her with grins on there faces) Why are you looking at us like that?
(20 seconds later)
X: Ladies and gentlemen may we introduce... Lucy Loud Omega, Rita Loud PSI, and Lynn Loud SR Upsilon.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Honey am I dreaming?
Rita Loud PSI: No honey your not, I'm not dreaming either aren't i?
Axl: No neither of you are so get used to it.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: You don't have a snarky voice about it.
X: I like you so your on my team.
Rita Loud PSI: So that leaves me with Axl... I think I can deal with that. (Winks at Axl causing him to blush.)
Zero: So Lucy you and I are together sounds wicked.
Lucy Loud Omega: Don't worry Zero, I have your back. (Gives him a thumbs up.)
X: Okay with the new members selected let's get a good nights rest and we'll continue our patrols tomorrow.
All: Yeah!!!
(The scene slowly pans to the window showing a shadowy figure watching them)
???: So that's there plan huh? I'm going to enjoy this...
(Laughs evilly as the scene fades out)
7 - TEAM X PART 2
(The scene opens inside the the Burpin' Burger where team X is seen sitting at a booth waiting for the new comer Lynn Loud SR Upsilon to come back)
X: Ugh, what's taking him so long.
Luna Loud Alpha: It's a busy business X bro it takes awhile to get our food especially during the weekend, that's when it gets physical.
Leni Loud Gamma: Oh like what the doctor does when your sick.
X: Are you always like this?
Leni Loud Gamma: Always like what?
X: You know a klutz always stupid?
Leni Loud Gamma: Don't call yourself that.
Luna Loud Alpha: Dude he was referring to you.
Leni Loud Gamma: Ohh, thank you for that nice compliment.
(X and Luna Loud Alpha face palms. As they do a worried Lynn Loud SR Upsilon walks into the scene)
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Okay you guys I have to say something. While I was ordering our food, some jerk with a peguinish body along with an over tall ostrich ran into me and stole our food.
Luna Loud Alpha: Bogus dad that ain't fair!
X: Hmm... This could be out of the blue but I think the two you saw were none other than Chill Penguin, and Overdrive Ostrich.
Leni Loud Gamma: A penguin that's chilled an ostrich that can go into overdrive, that's totes cool.
X: Leni I think you should get your head examined.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: We tried that but all she had was a brain of a hair can spray, and not the big ones at that fact.
X: Wow she must be THAT stupid.. Anyway I just contacted Alia and she said she's sending down some bikes for our teams to use during our patrols.
Luna: Are those bike outside the place right now?
X: I do believe so come on!
(Scene changes to outside the Burpin' Burger.)
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Wow these are some nice bikes.
X: This my team are X Bikes.
Leni Loud Gamma: Aw poor things are sick.
X: .....
Luna Loud Alpha: Uh Leni bikes don't get sick.
X: Good luck trying to tell her that, she must be missing a couple of brain cells.
(scene pans to Leni Loud Gamma on her X bike)
Leni Loud Gamma: So like how dose this work?
X: Simple you just turn the ignition switch on over there is the gas pedal and over here the brake.
Luna Loud Alpha: Actually it's and I quote "Shoes from the 60's for the gas and white shoes after labor day for the brakes."
X: Okay so now I just learned how to speak Leni.
Leni: Didn't you know that there's a country named after me?
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Never mind about that now we have to stop those two before they cause a riot.
X: Upsilon got a point let's head out. (Scene fades out)
[Segment II]
(The scene fades back in to sunset canyon the Royal woods senior center. where Chill Penguin and Overdrive Ostrich are seen ransacking the area while this is happening the owner of the sunset canyon approaches them.)
???: Excuse me but this is a retirement center are you here to see some? if not I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Chill Penguin: Oh were not here to see anyone were here to ransack the place blind.
(The owner smiles)
???: Well best of luck my friend I wanted to get fired from here after what happened last time.
Overdrive Ostrich: Is that so? well in that case why don't you join us then?
???: Please I don't need a criminal record just to get fired.
Chill Penguin: Well then how about we work together to teach your residence a lesson?
???: Your talking my way what's the plan?
(The scene changes to the front door entrance where X and the others have just arrived)
X: Stop right there you two.
Luna Loud Alpha: You better not be planning on doing something on poor pop-pop.
Chill Penguin: Well if it isn't X and his friends.
Overdrive Ostrich: What happened to Zero and that new guy Axle?
X: Again we separated with our respective groups.
Chill Penguin: Is that so well then we'll be seeing you on your way.
Leni Loud Gamma: Ok then see you handsome. (Tries to leave but gets grabbed by Lynn Loud SR Upsilon)
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Now hold up a second your the ones that should be leaving not us.
Overdrive Ostrich: Well then shall we fight then?
Chill Penguin: Hold up a second I have a challenge for X here.
X: And that is....?
Chill Penguin: For this entire battle you'll have to use this Black powder rifle. (Holds up a black powder rifle)
X: A black powder rifle huh? No problem. (Grabs it and whacks Chill Penguin with it.)
Chill Penguin: Ow! Not like that you twit!
Leni Loud Gamma: Let me try that. (Grabs the rifle and hits Chill Penguin as well, causing him to see stars)
Overdrive Ostrich: Hey Chill Penguin you okay?
Chill Penguin: I told you before Sigma, It's a snow day today therefore there is no academy I'll remain in bed with my seels.
X: Well that takes care of Chill Penguin.
Overdrive Ostrich: You may have taken out Chill Penguin, but I'm much harder to take care of have a taste of my sonic slicer attack! (Jumps up in the air and releases tiny sharp boomerang shaped projectiles)
X: Heads up everyone (The team jumps out of the way as the slicer destroys the magazine rack they were at)
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Yeesh you my friend need some anger management classes. (Starts shooting his blaster at Overdrive Ostrich)
X: That's the way LLSU. I'll slow him down with crystal snails weapon. (Fires a crystal like substance that instantly freezes Overdrive Ostrich dead in his track.)
Luna Loud Alpha: Is he gonna be alright?
X: Don't worry he'll break out eventually.
(Time passes as the scene changes to later in the day where X and the others are at a table playing cards with Albert the Loud's family grandfather.)
X: Alright so the bid is 25 chips.
Luna Loud Alpha: I'll bet 5 chips.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: I'll see your bet Luna and raise it at 7.
Luna Loud Alpha: I fold.
Leni Loud Gamma: Me too.
Albert Loud: So it's down to you two I must warn you fellas when it comes to poker I rarely lose.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: He's trying to to get us to fold.
X: Oh really? Alright Albert I'll see Lynn's offer and wager 10 chips plus my lucky watch, that I always keep in my helmet.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: I'm staying out of this one.
Albert Loud: Alright then show your cards.
X: Full house with queens. beat THAT.
Albert Loud: Alright take this boo-yeah! Straight flush!
(X jaw drops in disbelief)
Leni Loud Gamma: We told you he was unbeatable.
X: Now you tell me, (Sighs) Well a bets a bet (Reaches In his helmet and grabs a diamond plated watch and hands it Albert.)
Albert Loud: No keep the watch X I have a better idea.
X: I like the sound of that what kind of idea?
Albert Loud: You know that bird you froze a few hours ago?
X: Yeah what about him?
(The scene changes to the Royal Woods train station where X and Albert Loud are waiting for Overdrive Ostrich to break free as doing so Overdrive Ostrich breaks out and glares angrily at X.)
Overdrive Ostrich: You know how much I hate that, now your gonna pay.
Albert Loud: Now wait just a minute buddy what were you following anyways?
Overdrive Ostrich: Why I'm following (Looks down at the train tracks.) train tracks.....
X: That's right so you must be trying to catch a train.
Overdrive Ostrich: Yeah that's right where is that train I'll tear it apart!
X: Just stand there for a little while and-
(A train comes out of nowhere and crushes Overdrive Ostrich into the train tracks)
X: (Reading his watch) Yep the old 5:05 right on time. That was a great idea you thought of Albert. Maybe you might be of use for our patrols.
Albert Loud: Well that actually sounds like a great idea.
X: Well now I have just the nickname for you, how about Albert Loud Delta Omega?
Albert Loud: Good choice but I like Alpha PSI.
X: That works too I guess welcome aboard.
(They both shake hands)
X: Now let's get back to the others before they wonder where we're at.
(The scene fades out)
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8 - TEAM AXL PART 2
(The scene opens to the great lakes city where Axl and the others are seen patrolling the busiest part of the seen)
Axl: Alright everybody let's take a break for some lunch.
Rita Loud PSI: (Sighs) Man that took a lot out of me.
Lincoln Loud Delta: I agree.
(All four sits down on a bench)
Luan Loud Beta: You know Axl sometimes you just have to make due with the times and someday in the future you'll look back at this and laugh.
Axl: Yeah. (Looks up then looks at Lincoln) Hey Lincoln isn't that Ronnie Anna over there?
Lincoln Loud Delta: Huh?
(Looks up and notices Ronnie Anna on her skateboard getting chased by two shadows)
Rita Loud PSI: Yeah that is her we need to save her.
Axl: Right come on!
(Scene transitions to an dead end street where Ronnie Anna is seen trapped as the two shadows start hovering over her.)
???: So Split Mushroom what should we do with her?
Split Mushroom: I say we dress her up in a Mexican poncho and have her dance around a sombrero Sting Chameleon.
(Ronnie Anna looks at the audience with a disgusted look on her face)
Axl: Stop right there you two!
(Sting Chameleon and Split Mushroom turns around and sees Axl and the others coming towards them)
Split Mushroom: Well look who's decided to show up Axl and his patrol team. what happened to X and Zero? I thought you were with them.
Axl: That doesn't concern your needs and you know it!
Lincoln Loud Delta: Now get your mechanized infantry away from Ronnie Anna this instant.
Sting Chameleon: (Laughs) Are you her boyfriend or something.
(Lincoln Loud Delta groans)
Lincoln Loud Delta: For the ninety-eighth time she's not my girlfriend! (Starts shooting Sting Chameleon)
Axl: Come on let's get this started!
(The entire team starts attacking the two mavericks)
Split Mushroom: You think you can stop me? (Splits into two) See if you can stop this!
(Split Mushroom starts running around Luan Loud Beta causing her to get confused)
Luan Loud Beta: Man Split Mushroom You have such a "split" personally. (Laughs) get it?
(Split Mushroom stops and looks at her)
Split Mushroom: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Luan Loud Beta: Now your two for the price of one (Laughs) Man I'm on a roll!
Split Mushroom: Wow what a basket case.
(Luan Loud Beta glares at him)
Luan Loud: I'm sorry but what did you call me?
Split Mushroom: Yeah you heard me your a basket case.
Luan Loud Beta: Take that back now!
Split Mushroom: MAKE ME...!
(The scene changes to Lincoln Loud Delta being chased by Sting Chameleon while being shot at by Rita Loud PSI)
Rita Loud PSI: Hold still you stupid chameleon!
Lincoln Loud Delta: Mom stop doing that your only making him more angrier.
(Sting Chameleon swipes Rita Loud PSI causing her to lose her footing and falls down onto the ground. The scene then pans to Ronnie Anna watching the chaos happening around her)
Ronnie Anna: There's got to be a way to help Lincoln out but how....? (Looks down and sees a computer chip on the ground) Hmm.....
(The scene pans back to Lincoln Loud Delta running away from Sting Chameleon again)
Axl: Lincoln try running around like an idiot.
Lincoln Loud Delta: I'm already trying that Axl, but as you can see it's not working!
Axl: Well I'm out of ideas then.
(Lincoln Loud Delta starts slowing down as so he finds himself at a corner.)
Lincoln Loud Delta: (Gulps)
Sting Chameleon: No where to run now Delta no one can save you now.
Ronnie Anna: Hey stinger head.
Sting Chameleon: Huh? (Turns to see no one was there)
Ronnie Anna: You touch him and you'll have to deal with me.
Sting Chameleon: Where are you show yourself!
(Ronnie Anna appears behind him.)
Ronnie Anna: I'm right behind you.
(Sting Chameleon turns to see her only for her to disappear again)
Sting Chameleon: You may be sneaky, but I'm sneakier.
(Starts disappearing into the background only to be pummeled by Ronnie Anna)
Ronnie Anna: Give up yet loser?
Sting Chameleon: Fool the fight is still a foot.
(Ronnie Anna smiles)
Ronnie Anna: Well then how about I take your foot up your-
(The scene pans to Lincoln Loud Delta and Axle watching Ronnie Anna beating the snot out of Sting Chameleon)
Axl: Now I know not to mess with women.
Lincoln Loud Delta: You got that right.
(Ronnie Anna reappears in front of Axl and Lincoln Loud Delta)
Ronnie Anna: Not bad huh?
Axl: That was awesome (To Lincoln Loud Delta) You have a great friend Lincoln.
Ronnie Anna: Sorry for taking this chip from you sir.
Axl: Are you kidding that was amazing, you know we could use your help with our patrols.
Ronnie Anna: Huh? That actually sounds like fun count me in. (Shakes Axl hand)
Axl: Welcome aboard Ronnie Anna Omega PSI.
Ronnie Anna Omega PSI: It's a pleasure to work for you sir!
(Luan Loud Beta walks back into the scene)
Axl: Hey LLB what happened to Split Mushroom?
Luan Loud Beta: Oh let's just say that he won't be bothering us anytime soon.
(The scene pans to Split Mushroom with his body being destroyed by oncoming traffic)
Axl: Alright team let's continue our patrol.
All: Yes sir!
(The scene fades out)
9 - TEAM ZERO PART 2
(The scene opens up to the other side of the Great lakes city where Zero and the others are doing saber lessons.)
Zero: Okay girls you managed to learn the ways of the beam saber now show me what you learned.
(Lori Loud Epsilon steps in then takes a deep breath)
Lori Loud Epsilon: Cellphone Riagekie. (Slashes with a cellphone shocking the ground.)
Zero: Not bad LLE, Lisa?
Lisa Loud Zeta: Chemical Riagekie! (Slams the ground causing the ground to have acid sept into it.
Zero: Very well LLZ (Looks around) has anyone seen LLO?
(Lucy Loud Omega appears behind Zero causing him to flinch slightly)
Lucy Loud Omega: I'm right here.
Zero: Yeesh give me a warning next time you sneak up on me.
(Lori Loud Epsilon looks up at the gray filled sky)
Lori Loud Epsilon: Looks like it's about to get bad out here.
Zero: Yeah.... We'll need to practice more later but for right now let's find shelter.
Lori Loud Epsilon: I know where we can go....
(The scene transitions to outside an apartment building where the cast is running in the rain.)
Zero: You sure this is the right place?
Lori Loud Epsilon: Trust me it's the right place.
(Lorie Loud Epsilon knocks on the door then rings the doorbell seconds later the door opens)
???: Oh hey babe.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Hi Boo-boo bear can we come in?
???: Sure come on in... (Looks at Zero) And who are you?
Zero: I'm Zero.....
???: Yeah right...
Lori Loud Epsilon: No Bobby his name is Zero he's from the future.
Bobby: From the future?.... Maybe you can help is then...
Zero: What's up?
Bobby: We've been having trouble with bugs in the attic here and no matter what we do they just won't leave.
Zero: Won't leave huh... Hey Lisa.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Yes your leadership.
Zero: Check the attic to make sure it ain't condemned with mavericks.
Lisa Loud Zeta: Yes sir! (Zooms out of the scene)
Bobby: She's a fast runner... Oh I'm sorry come in.
(The scene transitions)
Zero: This is a nice apartment you have here.
Bobby: Yep and that over there is our parrot Sergio, and our dog Lalo.
(Zero walks up to look at Sergio)
Zero: Hmm..... Interesting parrot. does Polly want a cracker?
(Sergio glares down at Zero.)
Sergio: My name is Sergio not Polly. You call me Polly one more time and I'll shove that Z-Sabor down your throat.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Oh do he forget to mention he's also a snob?
Zero: Now I know not like it's the first time.
(Lisa Loud Zeta is seen falling down the stairs.)
Lori Loud Epsilon: Lisa are you Okay?
Lisa Loud Zeta: No but I'm going to kill that Panthera Tigris... Street name Tiger if it's the last thing I do!
(A tiger is seen laughing as he enters the scene)
????: Oh save your breath weakling you can't even stop me.
Zero: Well well if it isn't Neon Tiger. I'm surprised that you came all the way here just to see me.
Web Spider: Don't forget me as well Zero.
Zero: Web Spider? I thought you left after our first meeting.
(Web Spider slowly lowers himself with his electric web.)
Web Spider: I did, but now that your clueless friend is gone we can finish our fight.
Bobby: Look I know you wanna fight but you can't do it here so what I would advise is when the storm blows over you can-
Neon Tiger: Ahhhhh (Slaps Bobby) Shaddup!
Sergio: And he's been KO'D.
Zero: You really are a cruel bird.
Neon Tiger: Now with him out of the way. Let's dance.
(Neon Tiger starts jumping towards Lisa Loud Zeta only to get blocked by Zero's Z-Sabor Web Spider then shoots out an electric web at Lori Loud Epsilon rendering her to be unable to move)
Web Spider: Ha ha ha! There's no one here to save you now!
(Lucy Loud Omega appears behind him casing him to flinch slightly)
Lucy Loud Omega: You forgot me.
Web Spider: Geez don't sneak on me like that.
Lucy Loud Omega: You also forgot this. (Pulls out a giant coffin and smashes Web Spider with it)
Web Spider: (In a weak voice) Why are you carrying that thing?
Lucy Loud Omega: People have their sunblock. I have mine.
(Sergio flies into the scene with a broom and dust pan, then proceeds to sweep up Web Spider and throws him in the trash.)
Lucy Loud Omega: Now that's using your noggin that was a real sweep.
(The scene pans over to Zero who face palms at Lucy Loud's bad pun. Then the scene zooms out a little bit showing Neon Tiger in an awe state.)
Neon Tiger: Seriously she's needs help.
Zero: She's not the one that has a problem.
Neon Tiger: Anyways shall we continue?
Lori Loud Epsilon: (Charges her buster gun.) Yes let's.
(Lori Loud Epsilon fires her charged shot prompting Neon Tiger to jump out of the way making Lalo jump in surprise waking up Bobby.)
Bobby: Lalo what's wrong?
(Looks around and notices that Neon Tiger has cornered Lori Loud Epsilon) Oh that's it no one lays a finger on my girl!
(Bobby looks around again and
a light bulb goes off in his head as the scene pans over to Neon Tiger and Lori Loud Epsilon)
Neon Tiger: Any lasts words?
Lori Loud Epsilon: Nope not really.
(Neon Tiger raises his claw in the air as Lori Loud Epsilon closes her eyes. The scene pans back to Sergio's cage where Bobby pops up.)
Bobby: Hey Neon Tiger!
(Neon Tiger groans walks to where Bobby is.)
Neon Tiger: This better be important.
Bobby: I just wanted to introduce you to our family bird Sergio.
Neon Tiger: (Laughs) Oh that's rich (Leans closer to Sergio) I bet Polly would like a cracker.
Sergio: For the twentieth time my Sergio not Polly. Call me Polly one more time and I'll shove that ray splasher down your throat.
Neon Tiger: Oh yeah why don't you make me then POLLY...
(Bobby backs away slowly upon what Neo Tiger just did.
Sergio: Well you asked for it.
(The scene pans to Zero, Lori Loud Epsilon, Lisa Loud Zeta, Lucy Loud Omega, and Bobby in total awe as screams from Neon Tiger are heard. The scene then pans to Sergio and a pile of dust where Neon Tiger once stood.)
Bobby: And that's why no one calls Sergio "Polly".
(The scene transitions to outside the condo.)
Zero: I have to admit you sure took Neon Tiger head on without having anything to protect yourself.
Bobby: Well he was about hurt my babe.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Oh boo boo bear your always looking after me
Zero: I have an idea what are your thoughts about joining us Bobby? We could use another set of hands, or wings in that matter.
Bobby: Well that actually be a great idea. (To Sergio) Does that sound good to you as well?
(Sergio nods in agreement.)
Zero: That's great then welcome aboard.
(Zero and Bobby shake hands as Zero's communicator goes off. Prompting Zero to answer it as a screen is shown with X on the monitor)
X: Zero can you hear me?
Zero: Loud and clear what's up?
X: You need to get back to the house proto.
Lisa Loud Zeta: What's going on at the house.
Lincoln Loud Delta: We don't have any idea just get here!
Zero: Hang in there. We'll be there soon. (Turns off the communicator) Let's get a move on, (To Bobby) I'll give you your armor when we get there.
(Bobby nods as the gang exits the scene as it fades out.)
10 - THE UNKNOWN ASSAILANT
(The scene opens up to outside the Loud House where X and Axl's team are waiting for Zero to show up.)
Luna Loud Alpha: Man this is bogus dude what is taking them so long?
Luan Loud Beta: Yeah he's taking so long the molasses will start running away. (Laughs) But seriously they should be here by now.
(The scene pans over to the other side of the house where Zero and his team enter the scene.)
Axl: Well it's about time you show up.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Oh can it gunner mouth we had to take care of a few things.
Ronnie Anna OPSI: Not to mention you recruited Bobby as well.
Bobby DPSI: Hey don't forget Sergio as well.
(Ronnie Anna OPSI rolls her eyes.)
Zero: So what's the details about the message you sent?
X: We haven't gotten any word from Signas yet.
Axl: Yeah and we don't even know who doing this in the first place.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Well for right now we need to keep focused and hope nothing bad happens.
(The scene turns dark as everyone starts to look around.)
Lisa Loud Zeta: Way to go Lincoln you jinxed it for all of us.
Leni Loud Gamma: Oh yay we have an eclipse today.
(Axl and Zero sighs)
Albert APSI: Man this darkness is so thick you can cut a knife with it.
(The scene pans to Luan Loud Beta pretending to hold a knife and starts cutting a circle in the darkness after cutting it she pretends to eat it like a doughnut.)
X: What is even causing this?
(A faint laugh is heard in the background.)
Luna Loud Alpha: What was that?
Lisa Loud Zeta: It sounded like it came from over there.
(Lisa Loud Zeta points over to the front door of the house.)
X: Whoever you are show yourself!
(The darkness starts to get even more thicker as a sparkle of gold in the shape of a helmet is shown.)
????: It's been awhile X, and you too Zero.
Zero: That voice it can't be.
(The darkness fades away reviling a black and gold armored villian standing in front of them.)
X: Vile!
Axl: So your back from the grave huh? I have to say your armor looks like it's been through a car wash.
Vile: Quiet fool!
Axl: Geez just trying to start a insult here.
Rita Loud PSI: Now who on earth is this monstrosity?
X: That's Vile he's our number one class A to go maverick.
Vile: That's right you fools I'm back and better then ever thanks to those crystals that Sigma gave me.
Lincoln Loud Delta: Crystals what Crystals?
Vile: You know nothing about your town don't you? Well your lake holds a cavern full of energized crystals that can power up anything in the whole wide world.
Leni Loud Gamma: Oooh I love being energized especially when I'm working overtime at the dress parlor.
Zero: Not that energized you twit.
Luna Loud Alpha: So that explains why the lake is so pretty in the night time.
Vile: Yes and with its power Sigma will power himself up and become unstoppable (Laughs out loud as the scene pans to Luan Loud Beta laughing with him.)
Lucy Loud Omega: Seriously Luan you need to get some help.
Zero: Enough of this. I think it's time to settle things once and for all.
Vile: Fools you won't even damage me because I too have been powered up by the crystals .
Lincoln Loud Delta: We'll see about that!
(Lincoln Loud Delta starts shooting at Vile as the bullets start ricocheting off of him)
X: What he's invulnerable to our buster shots!
Vile: Ha! That's the power of my new upgraded armor.
Axl: Your not going to get away with it!
Vile: Please I think I spent enough time with all of you. Time to say goodnight!
Leni Loud Gamma: Oh is it bedtime already?
(Vile unleashes a sleeping gas from his cannon shoulder.)
X: (Groggy) Don't let him......
(Passes out from the gas as everyone follows suite)
Vile: Sleep tight (Laughs as he leaves to scene as the scene fades out.)
Segment II
(The scene opens up to late at night where the scene pans to outside the Loud House where the entire crew is seen fast asleep. After a few seconds Lincoln Loud Delta wakes up.)
Lincoln Loud Delta: Oooh my head what happened.
(Axle starts getting up.)
Axle: I think we all passed out or something.
(X and Zero start standing up)
X: Vile must of used some sort of sleeping gas on us.
Zero: Yeah but now we don't even know where he went to.
Lucy Loud Omega: I know where he went.
(All 4 look at Lucy Loud Omega)
X: LLO your still up?!?
Lucy Loud Omega: I know that I used my coffin to block to gas then I went inside it to not get effected by it.
Lincoln Loud Delta: That's very impressive.
Zero: So where did he go?
X: Let's wake everyone else up first then we'll find where Vile went.
(The other 4 nod in agreement as the scene transitions to the Royal woods lake.)
Axle: He went this way?
Luna Loud Alpha: Why would he be at the lake?
Lucy Loud Omega: Because there was a teleporter he used to get here.
X: A teleporter.... Just like the one we used to get here.
Lincoln Loud Delta: That's how you got here in the first place right.
Zero: Yeah but we didn't have transporter there Alia brought us here.
Lynn Loud SR Upsilon: Who's Alia?
Axle: She's the navigator at the Maverick Headquarters.
Ronnie Anna OPSI: This might be out of the blue but I think I might've heard her voice while we were all knocked out.
X: What did she exactly say?
Ronnie Anna OPSI: I think it was "Come back to headquarters immediately"
Axle: Figures now that we found a teleporter we can easily make it back now.
Lisa Loud Zeta: So in other words....
X: Yep it's kinda the point now.
Leni Loud Gamma: So like are we going to the future or something?
Zero: That was a lucky guess on my part.
Bobby DPSI: Wow the future (Lori Loud Epsilon) I wonder what were gonna be like in the future.
Lori Loud Epsilon: Oh Boo Boo bear.
X: Okay then it's settled let's get on the portal and back to Maverick Headquarters.
(The entire cast starts cheering as each on steps on the teleporter the scene pans to Luan Loud Beta)
Luan Loud Beta: This is gonna be a "Portal of fun". (Laughs) Get it?
Zero: Just get into the portal already.
Luan Loud Beta: Okay... Geez you guys are a tough nut to crack.
(The scene pans to the cast as they are teleported to Maverick Headquarters. The scene fades out.)
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