I have to give my compliments to you last night for being such a gentleman. Pretending to be my boyfriend to ward off those assholes, and bothering to sit down with me to chat. I'll admit it's done me much good to get so many things off my chest, even if I can't remember half of it thanks to all this alcohol.
Our little romp did leave my clothes all messy, and I had promised to meet some friends today and I can't look like a used hooker. As such, I've decided to borrow your clothes to look proper for our weekend shopping meet. I do hope you forgive me for this.
I don't know when I'll be done, but I know we'll be at the local mall by the train station at lunch. If you're willing to sneak all the way over to meet me, I'll be sure to return your clothes to you. If not, then you'll find your wallet and phone by the local police station, although they'd lock you up for walking about in that cute thong of yours.
You've been a good help, and also a surprisingly passionate lover~
I hope maybe we could meet again.
Regards, <3
P.S you have such a fine ass. As a girl, I'm jealous~"
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