The 2009 version of Byron is trying his hardest to make an impression with his arrival at 2020... but it's the kind of impression nobody wants to make.
Gosh, I hope people like this! It certainly took long enough to finish.
DESCRIPTION:
(Toblerone Fox angrily motions over to his Pig Wheel, which was caught in the path of the time warp and has a gaping hole where one of its tires used to be)
Toblerone: "No, you can't have my Pig Wheel! Look at what you did to it with your timey... warpy... thing. It's all melty now! Even I can't ride it like this!"
Byron: "C'mon, I gotta make an ominous arrival in an hour! Can I at least have a scooter? A skateboard? Some change for the bus?"
Toblerone: "NO! Go away, stupid bear!"
Byron: "Geez... at least let me have some clothes! It doesn't even have to be the clothes you're wearing! I'll take some hand-me-downs... I'm not picky."
Toblerone: "I said NO!"
Byron: "Show a fellow two year old some mercy and AT LEAST give me a diaper. You got plenty of those, right?"
(Byron is hit in the face with a diaper drenched with enough fox pee to scare an army of rabbits from a garden)
Byron, still naked, now dripping with urine: "I meant a CLEAN diaper! You're lucky I'm on a schedule! If I weren't, I'd be back..."
Toblerone: "GO AWAY!"
Byron: "And with my worst Austrian accent, too. Then you'd be sorry..."
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3 years, 3 months ago
14 Dec 2020 02:48 CET
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