So when you say "We're out of salt because I forgot to buy some yesterday like you asked" what you really meant was "I just returned from the market with salt, having woken up early to ensure this wouldn't be a problem, because I'm not so stupid as to tell you we're out of salt just before the Inn opens because I got distracted yesterday"
Because that, husband, would have taken time better spent getting your tail to the market, badgering one of the merchants as they're waking up, and begging them to sell you salt so that your wife doesn't shave off your fur while you're sleeping.
But obviously we have salt, because you aren't dumb enough to stand here and tell me that with a sheepish expression on your face, because you know how mad I'd be and would do anything to avoid this from happening.
Oh, were you just going out? Have a good morning my dear! :love:
toks
