Ripe Fruit

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by FriskyWoods

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Or, "Shit Just Got Arboreal."

I figured I'd draw the impossible situation of a babyfur with a prehensile tail demanding a diaper change from his perch. I've been drawing a lot of these empty calorie fetish pictures lately... I guess it's been my go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stressful situations, like this seemingly never-ending election. I'm replacing one thing that's full of shit with another, evidently.

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"Ah, it's a breezy fall afternoon, just the way I like it. The air is crisp, cool, and fresh, like the wafting aroma of an overflowing septic tank. Wait a minute, that's not a proper autumn smell! Where's that coming from?!"
"Hey, up here."
"You're that civet kid Byron hangs out with when he can't find any of the friends he likes."
"And you're that fat guy who always gets stuck babysitting him. Do me a favor, would 'ya?"
"Let me guess, the diaper?"
"Yeah, and make it snappy. My butt's starting to hurt."
"Er, fine. Come down from the tree and I'll clean you up-"
"No, that takes too long! Just change me here!"
"On the tree?"
"Yes! Hurry up!"
"How... would that even work?"
"My parents do it all the time. Just make sure you don't get any on you... I had pears for breakfast."
"Now I know why you're Byron's seventeenth best friend."

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