Lyrics by me. Music and singing by an anonymous friend.
As some day it may happen that some blame must go around, I've got a little list, I've got a little list, Of society offenders who might well be underground, But who never would be missed, who never would be missed! There's the maskless morons mucking up this messy lockdown farce, The orange-faced buffon who won't stop talking out his arse, All Karens who think by complaining they've a mighty power, And every fucking moron who mistrusts a 5G tower. And those, the sunny beach's lure they simply can't resist, They'd none of 'em be missed, they'd none of 'em be missed.
He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list! And they'll none of them be missed, no they'll none of them be missed!
There's the total fucking arseholes moving round from place to place, They all deserve a fist! I've got them on the list! And those selfish twats who bought up all the flour 'just in case'. They never would be missed, they never would be missed. There's the well-intentioned idiots who try to do their best, But by messing up they're being just as bad as all the rest, I speak of those who wear a mask but tucked beneath their nose. (I'm quite sure every one of you has seen a few of those!) And did I mention those in whom conspiracies persist? I don't think they'll be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed!
They all deserve a fist, and he's got them on the list! And I don't think they'll be missed, they bloody well will not be missed!
And whatever careless personage who didn't cook that bat, The plague originist, I've got them on the list! And those too slow to lock us down, not long enough at that, The spread they did assist, made the second wave exist! And don't think that I'd forget the one that caused this doom and gloom, And made us have to talk to grandpa over fucking Zoom, The one that goes by lots of names and isn't just the flu, The choice, whatever name you use, is really up to you, It really doesn't matter 'cause I'm sure you get the gist, It really won't be missed, it really won't be missed.
You may put them on the list, you may put them on the list, And they'll none of them be missed, they absolutely won't be missed.
