"Lady, even though I have nothing to do, I LITERALLY have more important things than to listen to you ramble about having a huge nail in the middle of your forehead," Satoshi stated bluntly, "And, for the record, my GF is bigger than me in every way. And I mean EVERY Way."
Based off of the thing of "Her's is Bigger" joke, just flipped it with Satoshi. As he's apparently encountered someone who loves to complain about everything, including about the things that both parties have. Someone's ALWAYS gotta complain about something. Also, don't assume this is Satoshi's (or mine) base reaction to anyone.