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Commission: Eldar's Hard Night

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by Danaume
Patricia 'Call me Trix' Baitens has always been a shy and quiet nerd in public, but in private she dreams of being a punk rocker and idolizes Tiffany Star, the shark drummer for RockJaws, her favorite band.

I ended up writing the whole damn song for fun...

White moon, black dress,
Swayin' to the song, she ain't gotta impress.
But now.
Sweet thing, all alone,
He's stuck on my mind, while he's waitin' at home.
Can't forget all the girls I spy,
I'm stone cold sober, but I still get high.

Little boy, now don't be shy
That's her whipped cream on my cherry pie
You're the boy that I adore
But you know it ain't cheatin'
When she's knockin' on my door.

Temptress, too soon,
Got a third damn leg and a tight ass poon.
But now.
Back room, my heart cracks,
All the stuff we did I can never take back.
Can't forget all the things I've done,
'cause she came at me hot, and she came at me hung.

Little boy, now don't be shy
That's her whipped cream on my cherry pie
You're the boy that I adore
But you know it ain't cheatin'
When she's knockin' on my door.

Little boy, now don't be shy
That's her whipped cream on my cherry pie
You're the boy that I adore
But you know it ain't cheatin'
When she's knockin' at your backdoor.

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female 1,070,098, panties 41,408, shark 18,059, braces 959, innuendo 354, dogfish 38, guitar hero 14, genie shark 1, genie dogfish 1
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 4 years, 4 months ago
Rating: General

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Ralanr
4 years, 4 months ago
Nerdpunk?

Who put chocolate in my peanut butter?! :p
Danaume
4 years, 4 months ago
A genius!
lucashoal
4 years, 4 months ago
Nerdcore is a genre that exists! Nerdy rappers of all sorts.
cathrope
4 years, 4 months ago
You have to zoom in, but she has braces which makes her look sexier.
MarcusKoopa
4 years, 4 months ago
Aren't shark braces kind of pointless? They'll all just fall out in a week.
cathrope
4 years, 4 months ago
" MarcusKoopa wrote:
Aren't shark braces kind of pointless? They'll all just fall out in a week.
That and be replaced with the tooth behind the one that fell out and the new front one will be replaced by a new tooth.
Danaume
4 years, 4 months ago
Completely pointless. But I wanted her to have them. She has breasts too, but sharks aren't mammals, so no mammaries. And omg, she has arms and legs... :p  So... yeah, the braces make no sense. I just thought they would be cute.
MarcusKoopa
4 years, 4 months ago
*pokes your nose playfully* Yes, but if the shark had to move on land and feed her babies to compete with the many mammals it would make perfect sense for her to have those limbs and the boobs!
Ralanr
4 years, 4 months ago
The rules we assign furry anthro creatures are superfluous at best. Sometimes I see spotted yeen ladies with correct anatomy, sometimes I don't. Hell, sometimes I prefer their anatomy not being as huge.

Though these unspoken rules are funny at times. Like when writing a furry is sweating when animals or the animal they are doesn't normally have sweat glands. Good old acceptable breaks from reality and what not.
MarcusKoopa
4 years, 4 months ago
Hehehehe... I was kidding anyway. It's not a serious thing, I'm a giant freaking turtle with a furnace for a gut. I just thought shark braces were funny.
Ralanr
4 years, 4 months ago
They are indeed.
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