"hey all, Scott here! apparently juice boxes are for kids! according to my states new ordinance you legally cannot enjoy them if you are a teenager or above, so not wanting to be deprived of my favourite thing to suck on I constructed a machine to subtract the amount of years in the title of Madden 22 from my age!...
I regret doing this before finishing the reverse switch as now I'm both too short and the Poofyness is too comfortable for me to just move some boxes or something"
"hey all, Scott here! apparently juice boxes are for kids! according to my states new ordinance you