With Chuck I don't mean Chuck Norris, nor I mean Chuck Testa. I mean Chuck "Motherfucking" Greene from "Dead Rising 2: Tape it or Die". If you want a real badass, go for the one with a paddle-saw on his side.
It sucks to die because of a quantum singularity guys. I might tell you how it goes in the other side. Maybe. It all depends on wether you are brave enough to follow me.