Hello, my name is Parlante. I would like to congratulate you, you have achieved that most sought after of fortunes and released a genie.
Well, I'm not exactly an arabian smoke person, but I'm close enough for our purposes. Please, reach deep inside yourself to your deepest, most forlorn wishes.
I will grant them.
Also okay yes there are SOME rules.
[*]You get one wish. If I particularly like your wish, I can give you a freebie. [*]Absolutely no 'meta' wishes. No wishes that in any way pertain to wishes, the nature of wishing, or the capacity of beings to grant them. [*]Personal questions aren't wishes, cosmic questions are wishes; but I will warn you before answering if the question counts as the latter. [*]I am not a robot nor a lawyer. I am a timeless magical being doing you a favor. Wish because you want something, not because it will make you 'win'. Your wishes are exponentially more likely to work out well if you treat me like a friend rather than a vending machine you just need to find the perfect input for. [*]The consequences of my wishes may be beyond my capacity to stop or reverse. If I have to call on the beings who can reverse them, life will quickly become much less sane.
Friggin mom with her restrictions spoiling the fun. *COUGH* Should I give you some time to think it over? Or just give you everything under the sun?
