On an cold Christmas Eve, Cullo received a present with rather strange instructions. “Don’t Open Until Xmas of Next Year!” Confused, he brought it inside and checked the tag. After making sure it was for him, he decided to just open it now and see what the fuss was about. Boy, was that a mistake.
Lulu: “Surprise, sexy! Merry Christmas!”
Cullo: “Wha?! Lulu, what are you doing here?!”
Lulu: “Giving you an extra special Christmas gift, silly! Now pucker up, sweetie!”
Cullo: “Wait, wha- MMPH!”
All the throughout the night, the only sounds that could be heard in Cullo’s house was *CHUIC* *SMACK* *KISS* *SMOOCH*. Eventually he passed out, and Lulu took this opportunity to make a few “changes...”
The Next Morning...
When Cullo woke up, he saw that his house now sealed steel doors and windows. He also noticed that Lulu was naked and had a familiar, “hungry” look on her face.
Cullo: “Uh oh...”
Lulu: “Well, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time for my gift. C’mere sexy!”
As she pounced on him, the house wildly shook as loud, suggestive noises could be heard from outside. Many people noticed as they passed by, but no one bothered to go inside. Anyone who tried saw a note on the front door that made them their minds and leave. The note in question? “Don’t Open Until Xmas of Next Year!”.
