***FOR FURAFFINITY USERS: PLEASE LOOK AT THIS ONE ONE OF MY OTHER SITES.***
Again, I am not at all trying to suggest anything here. This is PURELY for humor. And for those of you on FurAffinity and InkBunny getting any ideas, let me clarify right now: These will not actually be included in the Crack Pairings series. I just can't do that to my favorite artist's OCs. Sorry.
Now for some analyzing of these crack pairings.
PaschelxMerry: I know characters shouldn't just be paired together because of how cute they look in a pairings, but... ARCEUSDAMMIT THESE TWO ARE CUTE TOGETHER ASDFLOLWTF
ChalkyxDanny: I always though these two would make for a pretty interesting yaoi pairing (if you just forget for a second that Danny is way too young for Chalky). Just think about it for a minute. There's so much potential here. And yes, both of these characters are actually VERY different, even if Chalky kind of looks like a rip-off at first glance.
HoodiexMarshall: Okay, to be honest, I think these two would really only be good for... non-deviantART appropriate things. And again, I stress to both you and myself that those things cannot be drawn.
DannyxRGB: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME D8>
ShezmuxVincent: Okay, as cute and shallow-looking as this is, it could actually work if you think about it. It would pretty much be the same as VerukaxVincent, but Shezmu is a little bit more tolerant than Veruka is.
GemxDanny: There is no way these two would ever be in a pairing, even if they DID go that way. I just wanted to draw this one scene. Danny's reaction to being offered the ring would not at all be the same as Chillie's.
"Could you tone down the sacharine just a little? Please?"
"Are you... suggestively polishing that stone? Gah! Stay on your side of the room!"
"So... when you say I need to stretch more...?"
"I hate you most." "No, I hate YOU most." "NO, F*** YOU, I hate you most!" "I HATE YOU MOST OF ALL, YOU @(*$#$!" "ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM!?" "MORE!" *Cue sloppy make-outs*
"So... do you have two of everything...?"
"You like it? Great! Wait, why are you... OH ARCEAUS!"
Questions do arise when one sees this... "Could you tone down the sacharine just a little? Please?"
Well, a while back (summer last year) Holly and I went to a reptile show in Arlington. I got a snake, and she got a baby snake on the condition (set by her parents) thet she would keep it at my house until she could keep her room clean for about 2 or 3 months, and thet she would pay to feed it (no more than 5 or 6 bucks once every week-and-a-half once it reached adulthood). It sounded fair. She kept her room clean.
Then 2 or 3 months became over half a year, and her parents still kept delaying it because her dad is apparently scared that the snake (who is not and will never be dangerous enough to even harm a kitten) would be dangerous to Holly's baby brother. You know, even though she'd keep it where he couldn't get to it. And no, he's not religious either, so he doesn't have any excuse.
This morning, Holly found out that her little sister, age 10 I think, is getting her own pet rabbit that apparently the little sister will be paying for and caring for on her own entirely, on top of the 4 kittens she randomly got a year or so ago.
But Holly still can't have her snake unless she keeps it outside (which would basically be a death sentance), or unless she waits until she moves out (probably 3 years from now).
I have no problem with taking care of the baby snake until then (I love that little guy to bits), but my God did that piss me off. Luckily since it's my little sister's birthday today, I at least had the chance to go to Toys R Us and get Holly a Pansage plushy and some Pokemon cards. She never got to have things like that, and she gushes over my oversized plushy collection all the time, so I figured she deserved it. She really deserves a lot more than her parents give her (material items and otherwise).
Well, a while back (summer last year) Holly and I went to a reptile show in Arlington. I got a snake
:O >:( That is not okay! I realize parents are only human, and make errors as such, but you have to keep promises to your kids! Especially when its a minor thing and they're keeping their end of the deal! Can't he just admit he's Ophidiophobic? This really is not all right. The terms of the bargain were clear, and she upheld her end. I could see them doing this if it was a tarantula or something, but even then, they should never have made the deal in the first place. That is such a crock! I hope her parents feel rightfully bad about this, because they really dropped the ball here. Honestly! What does it say when the children are more responsible than the adults! DX
:O >:( That is not okay! I realize parents are only human, and make errors as such, but you have to
Not just children. A TEENAGE GIRL IS APARENTLY MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN ADULTS NOW.
And no, her parents have no shame or guilt about any of this. They both have actually gotten pretty pissed at her for asking if/when she will get to keep her own pet at her house. I believe at one point she got grounded for aguing with her dad over it, and I'm pretty sure she cried this morning because they both yelled at her for it.
Not only that, but now they've put the responsibilty of taking care of/paying for the snake on ME. then again, they always hated me because they think I'm irresponsible and spoiled.
So, basically, their logic is: The kid who has 3 jobs, does half of the housework and cooking, literally ALL of the babysitting, AND keeps all of her grades in the A's and B's is not responsible enough to keep one pet snake, but the kid who has everything done for her and has never worked a day in her life can keep it and pay for it herself even though her mother is currently on spousal and child support as her only possible source of income.
Makes.
Perfect.
Goddamn.
Sense.
Not just children. A *TEENAGE GIRL* IS APARENTLY MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN ADULTS NOW. And no, her pare
...Okay, her parents are jerks. Not gonna lie. Actually, they sound like more descriptive phrases, but it is impolite for me to insult a stranger's parents. They are jerks, though, I'm gonna stand by that one.
Well obviously you're irresponsible and spoiled, I mean you've only been TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PET FOR ALMOST A YEAR. While continuing to be a means of support to said friend while they force her to submit to their tyrannical whims.
Three years does not seem soon enough for her to be free of this nonsense. What are they even going to do when she leaves? If she helps out that much, it seems like there's going to be a significant vacuum of responsible behavior.
...Wait, the mom is on child-support, but your friend is the one who takes care of the kids? Wow, even more descriptive names come to mind!
...Okay, her parents are jerks. Not gonna lie. Actually, they sound like more descriptive phrases, b
Some confusion on that last part: MY mom is on spousal/child support, not Holly's. Both of her parents actually work at least two jobs each, and make her babysit pretty much every day of her life when she's not working, save for a few weekends. They claim it's because they don't know anyone else who'd do it for free, but I find that hard to believe, unless they're just THAT bad at making friends. That wouldn't surprise me, though.
I could not agree more. Some confusion on that last part: MY mom is on spousal/child support, not H
But... most babysitting ISN'T done for free. They can't shell out five bucks an hour when they work two jobs? Fine, I don't know their situation, I can't judge them for that.
I can judge them for everything else, though, and the way they've behaved is simply unacceptable.
But... most babysitting ISN'T done for free. They can't shell out five bucks an hour when they work
Most isn't done for free, but even still. And admittedly, their situation is pretty bad. They've come close to losing their house a few times. But if they have money to pay for a fucking rabbit, they can pay someone to babysit every now and then.
Most isn't done for free, but even still. And admittedly, their situation is pretty bad. They've com
