"Dude, you've been drooling over that girl all night, why don't you just go buy her a drink?" The wolf grinned at his friend, giving him an elbow in the ribs.
"Are you kidding? I'm not drooling... look at her, is she even old enough to be in here?" The rat frowned at his companion's implications.
The wolf laughed, "Dude, she's here all the time, just go say hello. Maybe you'll get lucky."
"Lucky? What kind of a freak are you? She's what... eight?" The rat stuffed his hands into his pockets, starting to feel pissed at his friend for implying that he was some cub chaser.
"Nah, try twenty-eight. She's a neotenic, you know, like Gary Moleman... only way cuter..."
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