"You promised that today, after practice, it'd get, and I quote "a massage fit for a god like me, fit for my huge, gorgeous, powerful soles", etcetera etcetera..."
"Y-yes! But what I' saying is-"
"-You wouldn't DARE to say you don't wanna do it anymore, RIGHT?-"
"ALL I'M SAYING I'M TO THE SIZE OF A FREAKKIN' PENNY!!!"
"And I have a game tomorrow. *flexes toes* It's clear who got the priority here, right?"
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Sure, Deltarune college Asriel being a dork and stuff is cute and all, but in MY humble opinion, it's much better to believe that being away from Toriel's pure christian influences quickly turned the maturing prince into a cocky, dommy frat jock, his ego blooming to great (and sexy) proportions. I blame it on being gushed over by all internet. I blame it on YOU.
And since Bluethunder123 was the one who gave me that idea, and since his birthday was coming along soon... he's there as Azzy's mysteriously-shrunken roommate. I get a feeling they'll get along juuuuuuuuuust fine~