Welcome to Pre-Week at the Sissy Servant Academy of America! Pre-Week is the week before classes start and is a time for new students to get acclimated to their environment.
Here's what to expect on arrival:
Fig. 1 All students must have their uniforms before classes start. You can order them on our website at www.ssaa.edu
If you were unable to order before arrival, You can purchase one at a campus store. Click here for locations.
Fig. 2 When you arrive, you will check your child in at the front office. You and your child will then be given your their dormitory and shown the way by one of our prefects.
Fig. 3 You will meet with Your child's Dorm Master where you will discuss any important details that they or the Dorm Associates need to know in case of an emergency. If you are registering your child in the Orphan Program, you need to have all the required documents listed here
Fig. 4 When you're done with the Dorm Master, you and your child will be given their Dorm Number. You will be shown the way by a Dorm Associate. If you registered your child for the Orphan Program, you are free to leave and let the Dorm Associate escort the child to their dorm room.
Fig. 5-7 Saying goodbye is hard, but you can trust that you're child is in good hands.
We would like to thank Courtney Rivers, her son Riley, Prefect Donald Tear, Dorm Master Frederick Fine, Rudy Knox, his son Gabriel, and our Dorm Associate who wishes to remain anonymous.
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