"It's the year of the dragon!" they said. "And?" I said. "You should totally be a dragon!" they said. "Really? I dunno..." I said. "Come on! Peer pressure is the best!" they said. "Fine..." I said. And then I was a dragon. and burnt down 2 villages with my flaming flatulence. "But you like smelling like burning townsfolk!" they said. I blushed. "I do...^_^"
