Dragonite VS. Pichu

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by Crazedsensation

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"What good is a Pichu? Its horrible bulk is comparable to that of wet toilet paper, feeble attack power that could not even penetrate plywood, movepool as shallow as a puddle and speed that is hardly worth mentioning. Who knows what our lord and savior Arceus was thinking when creating such an abysmal pokemon. Perhaps the inception of such a creature was meant to be an antic? Or maybe, there is a deeper meaning behind such a paltry being. Yes, it is all so clear now! This is not a pokemon meant for fighting, oh no, this was a pokemon meant to be abused! Crush them under your spongy soles, smash them under your pudgy butts, swallow them whole as they squirm down your gullet or up your bowels, berate and beat them into submission! The possibilities are endless! Oh, great Arceus, we thank you for this incredible gift you have bestowed upon us!"

A little series of pictures that were inspired by a now long gone story on deviantart called "Dragonite VS. Pichu." The writer disappeared off the face of the internet without a trace, a shame really. Perhaps i'll make my own version of that story some day, but for now here is this.

Keywords

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Type: Picture/Pinup

Published: 4 years, 6 months ago

Rating: Mature

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