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" 'Murica!! FUQ YEAH!!! with Gerhardt" by FelisRandomis
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MooseJam
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"Some days it doesn't pay to not think" by Rabbi-Tom

New Rebel to the Cause, Gerhardt" by Tenzuki Tanuki

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On the 24th What was supposed to be a start of a typical day turned into a cluster fuq. I had just taken the jeep out of the garage to go to work an noticed the garage door wasn't closed. I pushed the remote again the door stopped and went back up. I backed up until in front of the garage door to try closing it again hoping it wasn't a screwed up switch in the closer. It wasn't but it was an oil drain pan that had fallen just enough to keep the door from closing. WTF!!! Aggravation, frustration, a string of curses and running late, I got out to toss the pan back into the garage so the door would close and I get to work on time... unfortunately the jeep was still in reverse instead of park and started to roll back as soon as I was partially out. Sudden realization hit me and I managed to stop the jeep but not before the open door got bent back by a couple of garbage cans. I moved the jeep back in front of the open garage door, parked it, got out and examined the new bodywork I just created....

https://www.dropbox.com/s/t056533ebigf2hl/Untitled1909....

The Fuck-up Faerie's Hammer-of-Stupidity got me good. After staring at my handy work for a few moments, I took some deep breaths, I decided not to go to work after this clown act (to which the guys at work were thankful for) put my work gear back into the house, tied close the car door and found a body shop that could do it for a good price ($1600) and had it back to me by the end of the week. I was pleased with that kind of service.

I have to say between the house AC going out, a root canal and new crown and now this bit of moving artwork, the wallet has taken a severe beating. I can only think of all the other projects that could've gotten done it these other calamities hadn't happened.

Just have to re-schedule those projects for another time. *deep sighs and moves forward*

Art work and Red Shetland
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Published: 4 years, 5 months ago
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MickJagger
4 years, 5 months ago
... But who's the rebar for?
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
The Fuck-up Faerie if I find it but in the mean time, it's just a means to work off anger, frustration, and the aggravation of being dumb enough to pull off the act of wrecking my vehicle.
MickJagger
4 years, 5 months ago
Did you make it up or is that a real thing where you live?
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
what part?
MickJagger
4 years, 5 months ago
The fuck-up faerie. Made me wonder if it's like a fairy tale where you come from!
lordofallqwop
4 years, 5 months ago
I imagine that it's sort of like the puberty fairy bringing boobs to all the good no-longer-little girls of the world.
MickJagger
4 years, 5 months ago
Flat is Justice! Justice against the puberty fairy!
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
It's something my friend made up to place blame on what happened just like gremlins were the blame to whatever fell apart during WWII.
MickJagger
4 years, 5 months ago
Haha! I like that explanation.
mudpaws
4 years, 5 months ago
yeah get that fooking Fuck-up Faerie for me to >>:}
AndyBear
4 years, 5 months ago
I prescribe at least 10 hugs, a foot massage, Lots of Cuddles , Comfort food and maybe alcohol if necessary. ^^
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
XDXDXD
AndyBear
4 years, 5 months ago
You are welcome :3 *hugs*
TwistedTales
4 years, 5 months ago
Look at it this way-at least you didn't end up like this guy https://www.eonline.com/news/773894/anton-yelchin-star-...
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
Yeah...that was a real messed up way to go...especially when a recall notice about the trans park brake mechanism came after that happened.  :-P
Muddypaws
3 years, 9 months ago
Damn!  I hope that fuck-up fairy suffered an agonizing death.

I’ve certainly been the victim of that fairy: from a hand polished telescope mirror (which I ended up regrinding), to it fucking up my sex life with cancer.

Damn glad that fairy’s dead!!
MooseJam
3 years, 9 months ago
Must've heard me say the same thing because the SUV is in the garage again dead as a doornail. and it's been 4 months and 2 shops to find it needed another ECM, a timing sensor, timing chair and now a cracked head and dead transmission....the hits just keep coming.
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