HulaGirl: Just keep the cake for Master Sho high above! I'll worry about grabbing us a vine to get us out!
Yuki Nezumi: Are you sure about that? I'm closer to it, I can get us ou..
HulaGirl: Look I'm the Heroine here! Let me worry about getting us out! You just keep Master Sho's cake safe to eat!
Yuki: Yeah but you were the one that said you knew a safer, quicker route from Hibiscus harbor to Mount TiddyOppai where Master Sho lives... And look what happened to us?!
H.G.: I did! This is it!!! Look the other paths to Mount TiddyOppai is infested with poison blow-gun pygmies, the other has a crumbling cliff face ledge to traverse with huge falling rocks, and the worst one goes right across a lava field... That's ACTIVE!
Y.N.: OM*G are you kidding me?!?! Okay okay I get it, this IS the safer pathway to Mount TiddyOppai... evenifthisdoesn'tfeelsafeatall... I'll get off you so you can grab the vines and get us out of here.
H.G.: Thank you!.. And don't worry... You seem as gifted as I am, and trust me when I say that this gift of heft of ours does provide buoyancy in soft mud like this. We won't sink too deep... I think...
Y.N. You think?!?!?!?
H.G.: YEAH! I mean... well... look okay I always lay on my back and try to wiggle out of deep muck before I sink too deeply... You should be fine... Just please keep Master Sho's cake clean for me?
Y.N. [whimpers] Alright alright... I'll get off your back now... Just please grab some vines quickly!.. This stuff feels icky... [whimpers]
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Does Hula Girl manage to grab some of the hanging vines and pull themselves free? Does Yuki, the Hey Sweet Cakes delivery girl keep Master Sho's Birthday Cake clean and fit to eat?
Does sinking down in deep, soft, silky clay awaken an unrealized kink in the young rat she did not realize was there as she climbs down off from HulaGirl's shoulders?
We leave the story for now. And on that bombshell, tune in next time to "The Adventures of Hula Girl and friends"
