To Quote: "Bar room napkin left on a counter at Shroomies Bar & Grill a few days ago (written rather lousily (or drunkenly) by someone who may not have hands...? - translated to best of ability)
Losh my job...*hic*...losh my home...*hic*...doh that was more of a 3-piece tent mahd of wood so maaaaybe not that bad...*hic*...sprent most of my coin on shome off-brand Koopa-Cola...*hic* And I'm so under it right now...I'm even writtin when I hiccup...*hic*...
I tells my boss....I tells'em what dat spikey koopa says...but he don't listen...*hic*....went on about shome magey wahnd or somethings....*hic* say's that little shief from town found it...I tells'em nobody goes down that place no more....then Ish remember...dat gate WAS open....dats how I got fried....! *hic*
...wash dat him I shaw a second ago? Dragging Ted the night guard out by his shell...shayin somedin about a...yoshi? *hic* pffft tah! Dar has'n been yoshies here for...well...a really long times! *hic*....still....thinks I caught heard of dat weird thiefs having some wands....*hic*....
...gots nothing elsh to be doing I gesh...*hic*...maybish follow the guy...betterish than spending my lash coin at dat 'gator's cashino....*hic*
Maybe dish dill work out for the besh? *hic* A real magicish wand? Dat's BIG daluable right there! Somebody who can use ish? Even biggerish! *hic*
I'lls writsh my plan on dish here napkin an----
*rest of the napkin is smudged, as if the elogent writer decided to later wipe his mouth with it, as is the natural use for a napkin*"
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