•Prices• $75 per character (max 5 characters) Large props like cars or bikes may count as entire characters! +$30 per each separate background +$15 for complex props (guns, machines, etc) +$15 for complex markings (tattoos, etc) +$5 for dialogue (anything more than a single speech bubble)
•Will Not Draw• Gore/Snuff (no candy gore either!) Scat Tickling Hyper Popping (for pooltoys etc) Ferals of RL animals (dinosaurs, quad dragons, fictional monsters etc. are probably fine)
• Rules and Restrictions *For mature images, all characters and their owners must be of 18 years or older. Remember, if you're underage and buying porn, I am the one who gets in trouble, not you. Please don't play games with this. *I will be sending you an invoice for your payment, so please don't send money yourself.
• Process Before sending an invoice, I will send you a rough pose sketch to ensure I understand the image you want. Upon approval, you will receive a PayPal invoice (or I'll ask you to pay via Google Wallet).
You must pay this invoice within 7 days, or else you will lose your chance at art this month and I will fill the slot with someone else. Your sketch won't be deleted, of course, so you can ask to continue the process the next month.
The next WIP you'll receive is the lineart, which is where I'll be making sure I have all the character details correct. After that, you'll receive the final product! The final product comes as a JPG file at full resolution. A PNG without watermark can be sent on request!
• Art Queue Keep track of your commission on my Trello!
• Form So, please fill out this form if you would like some art: (link removed)
I have no idea what your aversion to tickling is, and frankly, if an artist doesn't want to draw something then that's where the line is.
But as someone who was tickled into the emergency room and has walked with a limp for 20+ years, seeing it on a won't-draw list fills me with glee for some reason.
I salute your anti-tickling stance!
I have no idea what your aversion to tickling is, and frankly, if an artist doesn't want to draw som
Oh, I don't mind. I have to admit that for someone not involved, it's moderately hilarious.
There were a bunch of us nerds sitting around bullshitting, and I forget what I said that made her decide tickling was the answer, but Datahawk tickled me till I fell out of the bed we were sitting on and I landed hard on my hip and dislodged the bursae.
It flares up every so often and hurts like hell. (And I still give Data a hard time about it when I see her, which isn't often these days.)
But yeah, it's basically a sitcom plot. TICKLE TICKLE *WHAM* 'i need to go to the hospital now.'
Oh, I don't mind. I have to admit that for someone not involved, it's moderately hilarious. There w
