Actually, according to the Health Status Blood Alcohol Calculator, five drinks of 16 oz Beers in 2 and 1/2 hours actually can get your BMI to 0.10%. This is assuming that both of these characters weight around 197 lbs, and it doesn't account for other factors, nor am I sure what size those beers actually are, but it is safe to assume that one can get drunk in 2 1/2 hours time. It really depends on how fast they drink.
Actually, according to the Health Status Blood Alcohol Calculator, five drinks of 16 oz Beers in 2
I wasn't talking about how long it took them to get drunk, just generally stating that 9000 seconds seemed like it would be a longer time. That's interesting though.
I wasn't talking about how long it took them to get drunk, just generally stating that 9000 seconds