----- Stargazer's son, Perseus, becomes fascinated by baseball.
----- I recorded this song with a younger version of Dipper and decided to revive it for Perseus. Why? Because it's adorable. Why? Because those are the rules. Oh.
I noticed years ago with my own daughter that most toddlers go through a "Why?" stage. When they ask a question, and when you give the answer, they want more info, so they ask "Why?" They will continue this until they reach an axiom -- "Because I said so." "Because those are the rules." "That's just the way things are."
