Flint: Hey Plat, where'd you learn to do that fire hand thing?
Plat: Uncle Jake.
Flint: Since when can Jake do that?
Plat: Since always?
Flint: Yeah no. If he could make magic hands, pretty sure that kinky fucker would've used it on me.
Plat: D-Did you and Uncle jake... do it? Does Mom know?
Flint: I mean the pretty much shared me.
Sol: You really need to learn how to not get used by people
Flint: Okay but in this scenario getting used involved me getting laid. And I had limited options at the time. Sooo....
Sol: I feel like that's a fair but stupid point.
Plat: Weren't you like a big jock or something? How'd you have trouble getting laid?
Flint: Because Jill's pranks involved forces she barely understood,Son. I got permanently cursed as a result. Couldn't get intimate any "girl" besides her. Leaving me with guys and older women.
Flint: Most women weren't into boys who didn't know shit. Which left me with the curious and/or the horny guys like me. AKA people like Vik and Jake.
Sol: That must be the one she labeled "ultimate cockblock". Hey, at least you didn't end up a teenage father. Then you'd be a statistic. At least that's what Big-mama Sen told me.
Plat: When did mom give Uncle Jake the demon parasite.
Flint: Jake has a demon parasite?!
Finished that game and it completely threw me off what I intended. Jake and Jill were going to be hunters, Supernatural style. Then here comes the Sparda boys swinging in with there big demon-dick energy. Influencing my thoughts with their catching theme songs and crazy action scenes.
Now Jake is Devil May Cry themed. Was thinking of making him and Jill Dante/Vergil since they're twins but then I remembered her character already has a thing for BDSM. So I think Jill is getting the Bayonetta treatment.
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