Character Sheet for Staph the Staff
Species
Unknown (some sort of gelatenous blob coated with fur)
Personality
Practically minded and more of a doer than a thinker though likes to relax by reading books. Not exactly a fast paced individual but a steady paced one. Sticks doggedly to tasks until they are done but very patient and tolerant.
Not exactly a socialite but not entirely reserved either. Though often being among friends rather than having his voice be heard he's often the rock they turn to for advice as he's very knowledgeable.
Unlike the other Old God admins he's particularly close to Mon, more like a sibling than a partner, and as such is fairly friendly with the Monster Crew in particular. In said relationship he's the more mature one but when all's said and done he's more likely to be the one to incite trouble.
Cool calm and level headed he can be a bit of a stick in the mud but Mon truly gets the best out of him by convincing him to loosen up a little. This is a good reason why he likes her despite the fact he's always mopping up her messes figuritively and sometimes literally.
Likes/Dislikes
likes Monica Stone and the Monster Crew.
likes reading and quiet.
likes fixing things and finishing tasks.
dislikes his stuff being tampered with.
dislikes troublemakers.
dislikes arrogant people.
Background/History
Staph doesn't know where he came from or even when he became consciously aware.
The first memories he has are when he was already friends with Mon and they had known each other for a while.
It was around that time when he learned speech and how to act like a person though he believes not directly from Mon like she says was the case.
Later he learned he had a sister, Steph, who went through a similar process of being raised by people and attaining sentience.
From her he learned that they were part of a larger group of creatures that appeared only recently though nobody knows from where.
Staph in particular is different to the rest sharing some DNA with other people Mon happens to know in her large group of friends though no-one knows why.
According to Mia she found Staph when he was only small and fed and cared for him until he grew up. That would be when she was only about 10 years old, prior to transformation into Mon and her encounter with Flux and Drako, when she was still living in a tribe.
This would explain how all the others of his kind were able to find each other as lived in the forest together, whereas Mon took Staph with her to the city unknowingly away from his kind.
Staph's hunger for knowledge was as strong as his hunger for food and of all his people he's the smartest. Possibly both encouraged by living with Mon, the knowledge out of starvation and the greed out of overabundance.
Today he works the databases of a social network helping members in need of his service as an admin and tirelessly dedicated to his task.
He was famous there once when he was the face of the brand but things have moved on and now there's only old friends and thankful people in need.
He's quite happy with his life.
Relatives/Family
Has a sister named Steph and a few other random relatives though the latter are not very close. Technically he's related by some means to every member of his people who live here though mostly through distant cousinries.
He's much closer to Mon and her friends in particular the Monster Crew.
World/Setting
Similar to the real world but with furries and everything related to the things furries find normal like inflation and transformation etc.
Body
His body consists of a blog of blue jelly coated in blue fur that roughly makes the shape of a ball for head, a ball for legs and a much larger ball for his trunk with 2 sausage like limbs coming from his shoulders.
However Staph has some perfectly normal looking eyes and a very simplistic mouth including tongue.
He has no organs inside and instead pushes food through his 'skin' so it disolves inside. He can do this with any part of his body by choice but to be socially acceptable he normally pushes food into his mouth first.
Staph can control his digestion to a cellular level as well so in case somebody accidental gets their arm stuck in him they aren't suddenly going to have a bad time.
In fact being able to store things inside his body comes in handy most often but despite the fact he can sustain plants and animals inside himself in a state of stasis so they wont suffocate, he tends not to do it because prolonged exposure to his flesh can make them sick.
He is actually remarkably strong for being made of jelly both in terms of density and applied strength and somewhat heavy even despite his short stature.
Clothing
He has nothing to hide so when casual tends to be nude but for formality's sake he will dress up in the required suit.
Accessories
often carries useful things inside his belly depending on the task at hand including carrying his phone around.
