“We’re here, Baby. Get out and go play.” Boruto said as he strolled up to the playground with his diapered dad in the seat of a baby stroller. Of course, Naruto didn’t exactly jump for joy at the prospect of being expected to get out and start playing in the dirt with all the babies and toddlers blanketing the area.
It had been a long several months for Naruto. Ever since the ultimate take-down he suffered at the hands of his son, Boruto, he hasn’t had a moment’s rest. Well, that’s not completely true. He’s had plenty of naps as those are expected of a baby such as himself but “rest” as far as he’s concerned equals out to “peace of mind” more than anything.
Naruto was not at peace. He was still completely against what was going on around him and he had no way of knowing how to get out of it.
All of a sudden, he was the mighty Hokage. Now, he was a baby and Sarada was Hokage! His dream had come and gone so quickly! It was almost a cruel joke except it’d be cruel to even call this a joke as far as he was concerned.
As Boruto unbuckled the stroller seat, Naruto felt himself start to flare up with embarrassment. Despite how many times he’s filled a diaper, the fact that he was out in public wearing nothing but this big, poofy garment never got any easier to deal with.
Boruto even still found it adorable how much his former guardian would continuously blush each time someone spotted or made mention of his diaper. The fact that he was so easy to embarrass was one thing but the fact that embarrassment was soon followed by an overactive shy bladder made things incredibly worth it.
Despite this, Boruto looked a little bored as he let Naruto out of his stroller today.
With a smack against Naruto’s rump, he sent his father tumbling forward and wobbling before settling on his bare feet.
Naruto blushed, grunted, and looked back at his son.
“I... refuse to go play... with these babies... s-son...” Naruto blurted aloud, trying his best to summon back some kind of authority. Any kind at all.
Boruto merely rolled his eyes and unfolded a newspaper. Without a response, he walked over towards a bench and sat his butt right down onto it, checking in on the events of the day. No more running around and painting the Hokage faces for him. He was the responsible man of the house now.
Naruto’s face fell. He gritted his teeth as he looked away from Boruto and over at the toddlers playing about.
Those words he just said were clearly heard by the boy and yet they had gone completely ignored. Naruto could hardly believe it. His own son had no respect for his authority anymore. He actually didn’t even have any authority anymore. Hinata treated him like a baby. Himawari... oh man... Himawari seemed delighted by his current state...
It was like she was in on it. Was she? How many of them were in on whatever was going on here? Or maybe he really was just a baby?! Maybe...!
“M-Maybe I should... just try and have some... fun...? I guess...?” Naruto tried to reason with himself. The fact that this was the next thing out of his mouth after saying that he refused to do what Boruto wanted him to do wasn’t lost on him. Boruto also heard it which just confirmed that ignoring Naruto’s threat was the correct course of action. There was nothing to fear from his former father anymore. The days where his dad would spank his behind were long gone.
Naruto shuffled his pathetic self on over towards a sea-horse ride sitting in the sand. With a gulp and a reddened face, he sat on it and began rocking back and forth, trying his best to squeeze whatever amount of fun he could out of this.
It wasn’t working. He still felt like a weird lunatic.
His body was that of an obvious grown adult and here he was, playing amongst all these babies.
Yet, none of them seemed weirded out by it. They kept reacting like it was natural! That just made it worse! He's not a baby! It isn’t natural for him to be treated like a baby!
BAM!
Suddenly a ball came flying right at him and bashed at the side of his head.
Naruto wobbled where he was before groaning and falling to the side, smacking down hard into the dirt with his eyes crossed and a small anime bump appearing on his head.
In his starry eyed daze he made out two toddlers who scampered on up to him and bent down to pick up the ball they had dropped. Both of them seemed to be reaching for it at the same time, which meant they weren’t too keen on sharing.
Not only that but one of them had on poofy looking shorts while the other was straight up exposed in the diaper he was wearing.
“Mah ball!” One of the toddlers said to the other as he gripped the ball.
“Nah uh. Mah ball! Yuse... yuse got it alweady...” Another one said.
Naruto groaned which got the attention of the two of them. They giggled at him, seeing as how he did look rather ridiculous. This caused Naruto to snarl and sit up, rubbing the sore spot on his head as he glared at the two of them.
“Be careful with that ball. You just hit me with it...” Naruto tried to sound authoritative yet again.
The two toddlers responded in kind by laughing at him.
“Sowwy baby man.” The first boy said.
“You were in dah balls way. Haha!” The other boy said back.
Naruto fumed a tad. How dare they! Even if he weren’t in a diaper, that’d be a rude thing to say to someone.
“Who’re your parents!? I have half a mind to tell them about how mean you two are being to me.” Naruto said, blushing yet again as he realized what the context of those words truly meant.
He was threatening to tattle on two toddlers in diapers because they were being mean to him.
What’s worse is that it sounded so much like an adult thing in his mind. In his normal state of existence, it literally would have been him being a responsible adult. However, this diaper on his waist made it so that he was a tattle-tale!
“Yer not gunna do nothin!” The boy with the ball said with a grin, shooting the ball from his hands suddenly and smacking Naruto in the face with it!
Naruto’s head ducked back and stars exploded in his field of vision. He wobbled where he was and fell onto his back with his hands splayed out, feeling his eyes cross and un-cross as the pain washed over him.
The boy next to the toddler who threw the ball laughed. “We get hit with dis ball all da time. Why does it hurted him so much?”
“Cause he’s a real big baby!” The other boy responded. “Hittin’ him hurts more.”
As the boys laughed at him, Naruto teared up and gripped his fists in anger. That was it. He wasn’t going to let these two toddlers bully and make fun of him!
“THAT does it!” Naruto sat up and snapped. He lunged right at the two boys...!
SMACK! WHAM! CRACK!
The sound of several hits rang out through the air. All of them being the tiny fists of the toddlers punching Naruto across the face and stomach and getting him to whimper on the ground.
The next sound was a loud “AYIEEEEE~!” when Naruto’s diaper was grabbed and shot up into a powerful diaper wedgie.
“Diaper wedgie!” The toddler with the ball shouted as he dragged Naruto along the dirt towards the see-saw.
“DIAPER WEDGIEEEEEEE~!” Naruto screamed as his eyes crossed.
The two toddlers got to work, dangling Naruto from a see-saw and placing a rock on the other end of it to make sure Naruto remained suspended above it. The main toddler boy sat down and pointed up at Naruto with a bellowing laugh.
“NO! NO FAIR! LET ME DOWN! PLEASE! THIS SUCKS! I HATE YOU! BIG BRUDDA BORUTOOOOO~! HELP MEEEEEEE~!” Naruto whined and cried, flailing about as he clearly looked distraught by his little bout with bullying here.
Boruto heard all the yelling and tried to ignore it but found that he couldn’t. The more Naruto’s pathetic cries rang out the less concentration he had.
Boruto sighed as he laid the paper down and stared at the scene before him.
He had to admit, Naruto was becoming a big pain in the keister.
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