Meet Abbey Ringwald, star of the silver screen. Typically seen co-starring with Colette Delasalive: https://inkbunny.net/s/1071654 in her hay day. Abbey was renowned for captivating audiences with prat fall antics (granted this purely due to Abbey's own overwhelming clumsiness that eventually demanded their films be turned into comedies) and curves that wouldn't quit... also for fooling millions into thinking 'he' was a 'she'! Yes, sadly in those days, being an open cross-dressing octopus-boy just wasn't acceptable behavior, especially if you wanted a career, but hey, if you're good enough at it who will ever know? Of course, those were different times and one had to do things to get by, but years and interviews later the truth was revealed and Abbey now exists as the poor troubled sexual confusion of many an older generation... at least he can be who he is and is sitting on a ton of royalties~