It was a quiet night at Circus Baby's Rental and Entertainment. The Funtime animatronics were roaming around, as usual. Funtime Freddy, Bonbon and the Bidybabs were playing arcade games, Funtime Foxy and Baby were sitting down and eating pizza together on Baby's stage, and Ballora and the Minireenas were practicing some new dance moves.
"And then I said: "But Freddy, plates aren't UFOs!" And then he had this priceless expression on his face!" Funtime Foxy laughed. (Sorry if that was cringy. XD I tried) Baby also laughed. As they laughed, they finished eating their pizza.
"Man...that was some good pizza!" Baby licked her lips.
"Agreed!" Funtime Foxy also licked her lips. Then, they felt bored.
"So....what do you want to do?" Funtime Foxy asked her friend.
Baby thought for a bit before giving out her answer. "Scare or prank Michael?"
Funtime Foxy shook her head. "Nah...I don't feel like scaring or pranking him right now..."
Baby looked disappointed. "Aw...well...I'm gonna-" Just then, Baby was interrupted by a loud muffled 'PPPPPPRRRRRTTT'.
The whole room went silent, other than the arcade game sounds from the other room and the ballerinas practicing some new dance moves. Baby was then the first one to break the silence.
"Did...did you just...?" Baby's response was a blush from Funtime Foxy. Then, she erupted into laughter. Funtime Foxy just blushed more. She didn't look happy that the fact her friend was laughing at her for accidentally letting out gas. Then she, much to her dismay, ends up accidentally letting out another fart which only made Baby roar with laughter. There was 5 minutes of laughter and accidental farting from Funtime Foxy. Baby wiped imaginary tears from her eyes after calming down from her laughing fit.
"Hahaha, oh man...that was golden! Hahaha!" Funtime Foxy pouted and crossed her arms, growling softly. "What's wrong?~ Feeling a little butthurt over me laughing at you?~" Baby teased with a smirk. Funtime Foxy just kept pouting at Baby. Baby then got up from the stage and was about to walk away until she looked at Funtime Foxy again.
"Oh and before I go, make sure you turn on a fan!~ Or else you'll stink me and the others out!~" She joked with small laughter as she left. Funtime Foxy growled a little before her mouth curled up into an evil smile. "Heheheh....we'll see who's the one with a gas problem...~"
A few days later...
Baby was on her stage, sleeping. Michael was roaming around Baby's room, checking to make sure everything was in perfect working order, including Baby.
"Alright...it looks like everything is working just fine...well, I better head back to the main room!" Michael then left Baby's room and went back to the main room as he usually stayed there to work on other things for a while before going home. Then, 12 AM came as all of the animatronics woke up from their nap. Baby was the first to wake up, she yawned and then stretched her joints. Then all of a sudden, she ends up letting out a small toot after stretching. Baby had an embarrassed look on her face, she looked around to make sure no one was around, thankfully there wasn't a soul in sight. She ends up farting again...and again...and again. Each sounding different. It seemed like Baby had a very bad case of gas....poor Baby.
"Nnn...it must've been that pizza from a few days ago..." She assumed under her breath as she got off her stage and walked around, trying to hold in her farts in the process. Just then, Ballora comes (or dances) up to the robot clown girl.
"Hey Baby, I have a question for you." Baby was having a hard time holding in her farts as she looked at Ballora with a desperate expression.
"W-What is it..?" She answered in desperate tone, fidgeting and struggling to keep the farts in.
"Which dance move do you think is better? This one?" She did the Attitude Derrière dance move. "Or this one?" She did the Retiré Devant dance move.
"The toilet dance move..." She mumbled. But thanks to Ballora's great hearing she picked up on what Baby mumbled.
"Hmm? What was that?"
"I-I mean the first one!" Baby replied with a fake nervous grin, sweating ever so slightly.
Ballora seemed suspicious of the fake grin at first but she let it slide. "Ok, thanks!" And with that, Ballora danced away.
"Phew..." Circus Baby sighed in relief, glad that the ballerina dancer animatronic was gone.
"Now...to the toilet so that I can get rid of this gassy problem..." She muttered as she headed to the ladies room. Once she saw the ladies restroom, she was about to run to it until Funtime Freddy stopped her, strangely not wearing his hat.
"BAAAAAABY! I NEED YOUR HELP!!" He yelled in his usual loud manner. Baby sighed in frustration.
"What? What do you need?" She was fidgeting and struggling again to keep the farts from slipping out.
"I LOST MY HAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT COULD BE?!"
"O-One of the Bidybabs might have it..." Then, a Silent But Deadly fart sneakily slipped out from her buttcheeks. The smell hit both the bear and female clown's noses. Funtime Freddy grimaced and waft the smell away from his nose.
"GOLLY GEE IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE!! WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE, BABY?!"
Baby was for sure embarrassed about this, thankfully, she didn't blush as that would most likely give it away.
"U-Uhm...a-a rat died in the vents! T-That's why it smells like death in h-here!" She lied with a fake grin, sweating again and hoping that Funtime Freddy would believe her lie.
"OH....DUMB RATS!! WELL, THANKS ANYWAY!! SEE YA LATER!!" Funtime Freddy then left to go see if one of the Bidybabs had his signature hat. Baby sighed in relief yet once again.
"Good...now hopefully no one won't-" She stopped when she saw Funtime Foxy walking up to her. She silently groaned in frustration. 'Ughhhh..can't I get a break...?' She complained in her thoughts as she looked at the white and pink fox animatronic.
"Y-Yes, Foxy...?" She put on a fake smile.
"Michael lost his wrench again and needs help finding it...so he wants me and you to find it for him." She replied in a blunt tone. Obviously, Funtime Foxy doesn't like it when Michael loses his wrench or any of his tools...
"Again? Ughhhh, fine..." They went searching for the lost wrench. During the search, Baby was clenching her buttcheeks as to prevent any farts from slipping out so that she doesn't embarrass herself in front of the others. Finally, they found the wrench and gave it to Michael, who thanked the two and went back to working on whatever. Baby was happy and relieved that this search was finally over.
"W-Well...I think I should-" Before Baby could walk off, an almost loud and smelly fart slipped out from her booty. She blushed in embarrassment as the room was quiet like the last few days. Then, like Baby did when Funtime Foxy accidentally farted, Funtime Foxy erupted into hard laughter. Baby madly blushed more in embarrassment.
"HAHAHA! LOOKS LIKE KARMA BIT YOU IN THE BOOTY! HAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS WHAT HEHE...YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF ME! HAHAHA!" She continued laughing as Baby glared at her with a blushing face and then she ran off to the bathroom, holding her buttcheeks as she tried holding in her farts along the way. Sadly, small loud poots and SBD's slipped out when she ran. Funtime Foxy was still having a laughing fit for the past few minutes when Baby came out, relieved after getting rid of her gassy problem. Later, Funtime Foxy managed to calm herself down and got on her stage when it was 6 AM. Before she got up on her stage, she mumbled one thing with a giggle: "Gas Baby..."
The End.
