The Morning After

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"What happened?"  Leon groaned, pulling himself out of the fireplace.
"What happened?"  Jazz asked, sitting up from behind teh couch.
"Good moring sweet....why am I cuddling a tree...and why are there pine needles on my DICK?!"  Scooter asked.
"Why am I whereing this?"  Houser asked, walking in still wearing the tutu.
"Mates?  Little 'elp?"  Maxxi asked.  "I;m gonna chuck shrimp!"
Leon turned the fan off and looked around.
"Does anyone remember what happened last night?"
"I doooo!"  Rachet smiled coming in the room.
"What did you do?"  Jazz growled.
"Whiskey int he eggnog and weed in the cookies!"  Rachet laughed.
"DId I fuck this tree?"  Scooter asked.
"Actually, yes."  Ratchet answered.
"Tell us what happened.'  Maxxi said hopping down from the fan.
"Okay, fine.  Ayva and Jazz made eggnog, when it was left alone I poured a bunch of whiskey in it.  Later, when Jazz was hiding the cookie dough from Scooter I poured some weed in it.  A few hours later all you had some and got hooked.  After some eggnog things really got wild!  Leon bet Maxxi that he couldn't change the lightbulb on th fan while it was on and he was laying on it.  Jazz got drunk along with Leon and you two had a fucking MAKE OUT sestion"  Jazz and Leon looked at each other, blushing.  "Then Scooter got waisted and thought the tree was a hot woman or something and tried to have sex with it, which is why it's broken.  Houser got the most waisted and started thinking he was a five year old girl, don't ask where teh tutu came from, I don't know.  After some time Maxxi threw up on Housers head, so he decided to just stick his head int eh dishwasher to clean himself off.  Then he fell asleep. Leon after Jazz passed out from givving him a blow job wanted to wait for santa, so he fell asleep in the fireplace.  After all that, me and Ayva talked and I had a delicious cherry pie~"  All of them looked at each other.
"So...you caused all this?"  Jazz askd.
"In a sense, yes."
"I say we cut his hair off"
"Second."
"Third."
"Lets do this."
"Come on guys~ It was funny.  Leon, put the siscors down...bro?  AAHHHH!"
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Published: 13 years, 1 month ago

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