Neil attempts to sweep Ashley literally off her feet this Valentine's Day, only to quickly realize that despite her statements to the contrary, Ashley's actually a lot heavier than she looks. I guess even "the burden of motherhood" can be pretty cumbersome for the father too, if he doesn't know how to carry it right. =p
Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Even if you don't have someone in your life to inadvertently shatter your spine for you, I hope you still have a good one this year. =3