Cyneburga hosts a classy rooftop soiree in the middle of downtown, apparently all while her spongy form smishes, squishes and caresses the surrounding offices and other cityscape structures around her. And apparently, most of her guests just didn't get her attempt at humor; or maybe they were just confused by their hostess' appearance.
After all, when they heard that she was someone of "great stature", I don't think they expected it to be such a literal description. X3