Byron is Honor Bound!

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by FriskyWoods

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In the tradition of Scooby-Doo and the WWE Mystery, The Flintstones: Stone Age Smackdown, and Surf's Up 2: Wavemania comes the latest clash between cartoon stars and professional wrestlers! It's mid-tier excitement and second-string fun as Byron J. Lennox, the 48th most popular babyfur on the internet, steps into the Ring of Honor, your favorite late (late, late) night wrestling league! Elbows and puns will be dropped as Byron scraps with ROH subpar-stars like Kenny Omega, Colt Cabana... uh, Frankie Kazarian... and that one guy who does the thing. You know who I'm talking about, right? Well, you'd know if you saw him. Anyway, let's check out a clip from this straight to video, then straight to the clearance bin, animated movie!

"Okay kid, here's the deal. We're going to pair you up with one of our most popular wrestlers. He dominates the conversation at one, occasionally two pro wrestling sub-Reddits!"
"Sounds good to me. What's his name?"
"Cheeseburger. He'll be around in a few minutes."
"Cheeseburger, really? I don't know this guy, but I got a cousin in Montana named Cheeseburger! He's got that one disease, like Wilford Brimley, but he's huge and grumpy and he likes to tear people up, just like Wilford Brimley! Oh goodie, I won't even hafta DO anything! This is gonna be a slaughter!"
"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Oh, there he is now."
"Hi short stuff, I'm Cheeseburger! I'm going to be your tag team partner tonight!"
"Okay. YOU'RE Cheeseburger."
"Right."
"When's the rest of you get here? Did the hundred pounds of muscle take a different bus?"
"Sorry fun size, this is the whole package."
"B-but the name!"
"When my manager first saw me, he thought I should try eating some."
"Yeah, and the rest of the menu while you're at it. At least tell me you've got a pretty good win/loss record!"
"Uh, I COULD tell you that, but it wouldn't be honest..."
"Aw crap, you're one of those pin me/pay me types! I can't believe I got paired with a jobber!"
"Hey hey, don't EVEN start with me. I didn't ask to wrestle with some knock-off Care Bear in saggy drawers, either!"
"Fine. We're losers separately... I guess for one night, we can be losers together."
"You're not a 'sippy cup is half full' kind of person, are you...?"

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